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kimmycakez
  • Town/Country : Deception Bay, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 April 1996 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 429
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About kimmycakez : I'm Kim and I laugh at other people! :D

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Today, me, a coworker, and my manager were looking at random advertisements. One ad was a picture of three fishes. My coworker named the three fishes what I thought were completely random names. I said "those are stupid names." Turns out those are my manager's kid's names. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5222) - you deserved it (17684)

On 11/17/2009 at 10:43pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I realized why my 50 year old Dad's 30 something girlfriend looked so familiar. She is in all my parents wedding photos... as the flower girl. FML

#6348430 (95)

I agree, your life sucks (31983) - you deserved it (1127)

On 11/17/2009 at 10:18pm - misc - by usmcgirl (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was in a video chat with an old friend who I haven't talked to in years, and my mom walks in. The first thing she says is, "Did you close the toilet after you pooped? Cause today on the news I heard that your poop particles can fly up to 25 feet, landing on your toothbrush." FML

#5593248 (74)

I agree, your life sucks (23508) - you deserved it (1862)

On 10/01/2009 at 9:09pm - health - by Poop (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while cleaning up, I dropped a box of thumbtacks, spilling them all over the floor. As I fumbled to pick them up, the power went out. FML

#5589145 (172)

I agree, your life sucks (35903) - you deserved it (2368)

On 10/01/2009 at 6:31pm - misc - by Ouchies (woman) - United States (Florida) - moderated by Kevin Nealon

Today, during an argument with my daughter she screamed "everyone hates you!" and stormed off. I flopped down on the couch in frustration where the cat jumped on my lap. "You love me, don't you?" I asked the cat. She crapped on my leg and went to my daughter's room. FML

#5582438 (100)

I agree, your life sucks (29113) - you deserved it (4513)

On 10/01/2009 at 10:25am - animals - by unloved (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I realized how much I'm on the computer. I tried to "CTRL+Z" on something I wrote down on my paper. FML

#5580319 (164)

I agree, your life sucks (6050) - you deserved it (25483)

On 10/01/2009 at 3:56am - misc - by slcbabii23 (woman) - United States (Missouri) - moderated by Kevin Nealon

Today, I was on my computer when the girl that I really like instant-messages me. I went to type back, accidentally pressed control-V, and posted an entire article on how to remove genital warts. FML

#5579268 (123)

I agree, your life sucks (9954) - you deserved it (29400)

On 10/01/2009 at 1:58am - health - by Garrett (man) - United States (Oregon) - moderated by Kevin Nealon

Today, I had a big exam. 20 minutes in I could feel people turning round looking at me. I ignored them at first, but towards the one hour mark it got more distracting. I stood up and yelled "Why's everyone staring at me!" I got kicked out. Turns out I was seated directly in front of the clock. FML

#5563519 (109)

I agree, your life sucks (6064) - you deserved it (31477)

On 09/30/2009 at 9:36am - misc - by failfailfail - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was talking and joking with my boyfriend. He said "Hey wanna hear a joke?" I said "Yes." He said, "Our relationship." and walked away. He seriously dumped me through a one-liner. FML

#5515193 (131)

I agree, your life sucks (38916) - you deserved it (3435)

On 09/27/2009 at 9:16pm - love - by screwwyou (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML

#5486035 (196)

I agree, your life sucks (37372) - you deserved it (3704)

On 09/26/2009 at 2:21pm - misc - by grossgross (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went our school's football game against their rival team. Before the games started, I got my school's logo painted on my face. After nearly 5 hours of watching the game, I went home to wash the paint off my face, only to find the logo had been sunburned onto my face. FML

#5471133 (88)

I agree, your life sucks (9791) - you deserved it (21836)

On 09/25/2009 at 6:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was diagnosed with diabetes. I went to tell my grandpa, who immediately said, "I'm sorry, let's go get ice cream to cheer you up." FML

#5307828 (173)

I agree, your life sucks (32539) - you deserved it (2394)

On 09/17/2009 at 3:05am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend of 8 months dumped me over the phone in between telling the Subway employees what he wanted on his sandwich. FML

#5230758 (149)

I agree, your life sucks (37336) - you deserved it (2147)

On 09/13/2009 at 3:18pm - love - by misc (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We were all having a good time, and suddenly at the end of dinner he decides to kneel down on one knee, take out an engagement ring, and say "I choose you, Pikachu," with a straight face. He was serious. FML

#5049999 (607)

I agree, your life sucks (87650) - you deserved it (18472)

On 09/04/2009 at 10:19pm - love - by mandy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went out to my car to run some errands. It wouldn't start. I called AAA, only to find out my battery wasn't dead, it was stolen. FML

#5040624 (57)

I agree, your life sucks (27747) - you deserved it (1586)

On 09/04/2009 at 12:52pm - misc - by JerseyGirl (woman) - United States (Florida)



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