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kimmi41509
  • Town/Country : New Jersey, United States
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 November 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 1161
  • Number of comments : 342
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18936) - you deserved it (2192)

On 09/11/2012 at 2:11am - misc - by PissedbythePiper (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my thirteen-year-old daughter tried to scratch the freckles off of her face. We ended up going to the hospital. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20104) - you deserved it (2042)

On 09/11/2012 at 12:47am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I got a call from a man yelling and cursing at me, calling me a "selfish no-life asshole" for getting his "baby girl" pregnant. I'm 29 and she is 27 and we have been married for 3 years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45456) - you deserved it (2684)

On 07/20/2011 at 3:40am - kids - by Harry - United States



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