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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 6 March 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 359
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About kilroy88 : I read. A lot.
I read manga and watch anime. It's an addiction.
I enjoy foreign movies.
I like movies that kill the protagonist at the end.
Any form of gummy candy, be it bears or worms or rings or fish, is delicious.


Message me if bored, or depressed, or happy and jovial, or while in a green suit. It's all good.

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Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby, who died in childbirth. Afterwards, my husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees. FML

#17004693
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51115) - you deserved it (5596)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:38pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML

#16661334
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12617) - you deserved it (57823)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm - money - by notinthebutt (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML

#16589228
91 comments

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On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, at my job as a lifeguard, the kids in the pool decided to start a new game. The game involved spreading out to different parts of the pool and pretending to be drowning at the same time. Whoever was "saved" first, won. FML

#16494046
158 comments

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On 06/04/2011 at 2:15am - work - by zain - United States (Texas)

Today, I inexplicably claimed ownership of someone else's fart in the subway. FML

#16341227
100 comments

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On 05/25/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by anonymous - Singapore

Today, after receiving the third call this week from teachers about my son falling asleep in class, I decided that it would be a good idea to hide his Xbox controllers. He decided it would be a good idea to hide my diabetes medication. FML

#15805325
385 comments

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On 04/16/2011 at 8:35am - health - by bbedlock (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was watching Animal Planet while babysitting my 4 year-old niece. A really cute baby bunny came on and I called her into the room, only for her to see it get killed by a Bald Eagle. Now she won't stop crying. FML

#15632766
124 comments

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On 04/04/2011 at 6:13am - kids - by arbiter3 -

Today, after staying up all night at my friend's house, I woke up to something I couldn't identify on my cheek, so I slapped it away. When I heard crying, I opened my eyes and realized it was my friend's three year old sister who was trying to be sweet by kissing me on the cheek. FML

#14577933
97 comments

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On 01/14/2011 at 1:22pm - misc - by ash (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at the doctors office after throwing up for the past week. My diagnosis? Apparently I'm the first pregnant man. After several minutes of freaking out and explaining on how it was possible, he told me he was joking and that I'm fine, but my reaction was best thus far. FML

#13787466
147 comments

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On 11/10/2010 at 5:28am - health - by youreajoker (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserted dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML

#2026481
434 comments

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On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my 11 year old brother walked in on me sitting on my boyfriend's ass and giving him a back massage. He tilted his head a little and then said "Aren't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't he supposed to be on top?" My boyfriend laughed and gave him a high-five. FML

#560138
283 comments

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On 03/23/2009 at 7:12pm - intimacy - by SLA (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I took a big sip of water while on a bus. It went down the wrong pipe, causing me to cough and hack loudly. The old woman sitting across from me asked if I was okay. Jokingly, I said, "Just dying." She replied, "You too, huh?" FML

#7761
28 comments

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On 02/04/2009 at 10:48am - misc - by suicide (man) - United States (Illinois)



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