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kieralumina
  • Town/Country : Boston, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 August 1994 (18 years)
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  • Number of comments : 20
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Today, I went to pick up my 6-year-old son from his friend's house. They were having a great time, and he didn't want to leave. So, while I wasn't looking, he superglued both his hands to their kitchen table. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42222) - you deserved it (4118)

On 06/12/2013 at 2:21am - kids - by firestar772 - United States (California)

Today, the couch I bought a week ago was delivered. I don't know which is worse: my son being the one to point out it's been "used", or that he used a black light to prove it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42974) - you deserved it (3671)

On 05/19/2013 at 3:35am - kids - by disappointed dad - United States

Today, I was terribly late for class, so I rushed to the classroom door, thinking it was unlocked. I smacked face-first into the glass, and awkwardly fell to the floor. Once I got back up, I peeked through the glass, only to realise it wasn't even my class. FML

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On 02/13/2013 at 3:31pm - misc - by nosebleeder - Sweden

Today, my new room-mate moved in. She spent over an hour obsessively searching the place for god knows what kind of secret recording devices, and now aggressively demands that I taste-test all of her pre-prepared meals to make sure they're not poisoned. FML

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On 02/10/2013 at 6:13pm - misc - by obsequiousfannyflapper (woman) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, my adorable five and a half year old boy told me that when he grows up he's going to be my boyfriend. I thought it was kinda cute until I asked him why. "Because you need one." FML

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On 06/10/2009 at 9:12am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)



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