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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 February 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1338
  • Number of comments : 121
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

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Today, a 60 year old veteran hit on me by pointing to his white hair and saying: "Just because there's snow on the roof doesn't mean there isn't a fire down below." Then he told me vets eat free at Cracker Barrel. FML


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On 09/28/2015 at 12:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I wanted to eat my last bowl of sugary cereal before starting my new diet. I fell down the stairs with the full bowl in hand. Message received, universe. FML


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On 03/27/2014 at 2:10pm - health - by bonbon789 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my nephew and we decided to color together. He drew a picture of someone who looked dead, almost zombie-like, while everyone else looked pretty normal. When I asked who it was, he said in a serious, scary voice, "It's you." FML


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On 03/17/2014 at 5:51am - kids - by BondingTime - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I dreamed that Robert Downey Jr. kept flirting with me and asking me out. Each time, I refused him, because I'm taken. When I proudly told my boyfriend, he said, "What the hell? I could've kissed the mouth that kissed the Iron Man!" FML


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On 02/03/2014 at 3:11pm - love - by Can't Believe It. - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was playing with my little nephew and began to tickle him playfully, even though I know he doesn't like to be tickled. When I was done, he looked me straight in the eye, punched me in the groin, and told me, "No one tickles me". He's six. FML


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On 01/20/2014 at 10:34pm - kids - by Ginger_Gawd - United States (Florida)

Today, my grandma added to my elephant collection by giving me some underwear with elephant ears on the hips, and a long, sock-like nose. She has no idea they're meant for a guy. FML


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On 12/11/2013 at 3:14pm - intimacy - by ElephantLover (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at my job as a night janitor, at which I work alone, I saw an old man enter a bathroom. When I went to investigate, it was completely empty. I'm now scared to work. FML


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On 12/10/2013 at 4:50am - work - by scared shitless (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was quietly admiring my boyfriend from outside the kitchen as he made us dinner, only to witness him drop a load of spaghetti on the floor, swear, then scoop it all up and place it back on the plate. FML


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On 11/24/2013 at 1:31pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, a girl and I were flirting and it was going well. Feeling bold, I asked what she would do if I kissed her. She smiled flirtatiously and said "Why don't you try it and find out?" I went in for a kiss, and she slapped me. FML


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On 11/21/2013 at 11:10am - misc - by smooth (man) - United States

Today, while on a family Disney world vacation, I saw a kid shitting on a public bathroom's floor. It was my kid. He's 10. FML


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On 11/17/2013 at 12:33am - kids - by Anonymous -

Today, I donated blood. Afterwards, I regained consciousness on the floor with a half-eaten cookie in my mouth. FML

Today, I asked a co-worker why he was wearing sandals, as they are not allowed under our strict dress code. He got extremely angry with me and stormed off. Ten minutes later, I got called into our boss' office. Apparently, he told her that I walked up to him and asked to suck his toes. FML


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On 11/13/2013 at 4:00am - work - by feetfreak (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my wife and I were watching Killing Kennedy. Jokingly, I said, "Spoiler alert: he dies." She threw a book at me and won't talk to me. I think she's serious. FML


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On 11/11/2013 at 12:20pm - misc - by Thomas - United States (Virginia)

Today, I took my 13 year old fishing off the pier for dogfish. The only thing he caught was a piece of my ear. FML


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On 11/10/2013 at 2:49am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to the bathroom on the way to class. After washing my hands, I couldn't figure out how to turn off the water. I finally resorted to asking a professor for help. She turned it off, looked me in the eyes and said, "Please don't tell me you're here on a scholarship." FML


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On 11/06/2013 at 7:16pm - misc - by nevergoingtopeeagain - United States (Texas)

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