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About keegan23 : 1) I play call of duty (GT: Elitegamer41)
2) I play guitar
3) I watch NCIS
4) I love fml
5) St. Louis rams is the best football team
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Today, I was watching Animal Planet while babysitting my 4 year-old niece. A really cute baby bunny came on and I called her into the room, only for her to see it get killed by a Bald Eagle. Now she won't stop crying. FML
Today, Amazon didn't deliver the present I bought my mother for Mothering Sunday, so she called me an 'Ungrateful bastard.' And about half an hour ago, I cut my thumb whilst making her lunch. She said, 'You're doing this on purpose so I feel sorry for you. Well I don't.' FML
Friday 30 January 2015