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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 June 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 418
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About keegan23 : 1) I play call of duty (GT: Elitegamer41)
2) I play guitar
3) I watch NCIS
4) I love fml
5) St. Louis rams is the best football team

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keegan23's favorite FMLs

Today, to impress my friends, I attempted to do a back flip. The only one impressed was the doctor who set my broken leg. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10203) - you deserved it (36977)

On 04/14/2011 at 6:27pm - health - by fail (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was watching Animal Planet while babysitting my 4 year-old niece. A really cute baby bunny came on and I called her into the room, only for her to see it get killed by a Bald Eagle. Now she won't stop crying. FML


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On 04/04/2011 at 6:13am - kids - by arbiter3 -

Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML


I agree, your life sucks (78371) - you deserved it (6255)

On 04/03/2011 at 11:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, Amazon didn't deliver the present I bought my mother for Mothering Sunday, so she called me an 'Ungrateful bastard.' And about half an hour ago, I cut my thumb whilst making her lunch. She said, 'You're doing this on purpose so I feel sorry for you. Well I don't.' FML


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On 04/03/2011 at 9:32am - misc - by Trainspotting - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)

Today, I withdrew €40 at the ATM to pay for dinner later tonight. It wasn't until I went to pay for it that I realized I'd taken the receipt, but left the cash in the ATM. FML


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On 03/07/2011 at 4:38pm - money - by booooo (woman) - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML


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On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49683) - you deserved it (5234)

On 02/01/2011 at 1:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Delaware)

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