About Keegan23
1) I play call of duty (GT: Elitegamer41) 2) I play guitar 3) I watch NCIS 4) I love fml 5) St. Louis rams is the best football team Yup sorry if it was boring to read!
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  • One more and it's business time

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Keegan23's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 1 February 2011 18:52 / United States

Today, I was watching Animal Planet while babysitting my 4 year-old niece. A really cute baby bunny came on and I called her into the room, only for her to see it get killed by a Bald Eagle. Now she won't stop crying. FML

By arbiter3 / Monday 4 April 2011 10:13 /

Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 3 April 2011 15:14 / United States

Today, Amazon didn't deliver the present I bought my mother for Mothering Sunday, so she called me an 'Ungrateful bastard.' And about half an hour ago, I cut my thumb whilst making her lunch. She said, 'You're doing this on purpose so I feel sorry for you. Well I don't.' FML

By Trainspotting / Sunday 3 April 2011 13:32 / United Kingdom

Today, I withdrew €40 at the ATM to pay for dinner later tonight. It wasn't until I went to pay for it that I realized I'd taken the receipt, but left the cash in the ATM. FML

By booooo - / Monday 7 March 2011 21:38 / France