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kayleigh_fail
  • Town/Country : Sydney, Australia
  • Title : Miss
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About kayleigh_fail : My name is Kayleigh. Yeah baby!

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Today, at the restaurant where I work, I served a table of 4 middle-age women. Before greeting the table, I was deciding between saying "Can I get you anything to drink?" and "Can I start you off with something?" My actual greeting? "Can I get you ladies off?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40242) - you deserved it (17035)

On 03/08/2009 at 5:02pm - misc - by serverdessert - United States (Maryland)

Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (451505) - you deserved it (32014)

On 03/05/2009 at 2:44pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)



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