About Kayleigh_fail
My name is Kayleigh. Yeah baby!
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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
    100%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    54%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    18%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
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  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    2%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    7%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Kayleigh_fail's favorite FMLs

Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

By Noname / Thursday 5 March 2009 19:44 / Canada

Today, I sold my Xbox and Kinect to a guy. I forgot that sometimes I'd play Dance Central naked, and the Kinect would make videos. This guy now has videos of me, naked, badly dancing. FML

By anonymous - / Friday 13 January 2012 05:05 / Canada

Today, I was surprised that my husband suggested we take a shower together to save water. He also suggested we should wear our bathing suits so we don't have to see each others "privates." FML

By anonymous / Sunday 8 January 2012 12:24 / United States

Today, while helping my father build a shelf, I suggested that we should probably use the instruction manual. He suggested I should probably shut the fuck up and do it his way. FML

By Jman6295 - / Sunday 8 January 2012 00:12 / United States

Today, my girlfriend decided to raid my games collection and try her hand at Amnesia: The Dark Descent. Two hours later, despite my best attempts to make her stop shrieking like a dying crackhead every two minutes, two cops showed up at the door with our neighbors in tow. FML

By axel519 - / Saturday 31 December 2011 02:43 / United States