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katplayer

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 October 1993 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1341
  • Number of comments : 256
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About katplayer : I've got strong opinions and am heavily opposed to ignorance and idiocy. I don't claim to know everything or be able to reply perfectly every time, but I try.

By the way, I'm vegetarian and happy with my choice. Go ahead and flame me, you're not changing my morals. :)

And by the way, if I say something incredibly sexist, racist, etc. it's probably a joke.

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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

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katplayer's favorite FMLs

Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to receive the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, and going to sleep. Try again tomorrow." FML

#16667115
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36674) - you deserved it (14237)

On 06/14/2011 at 9:17pm - intimacy - by Username - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I gave my husband an ultimatum: either he could have sex with me or play Minecraft. Needless to say, he spent the rest of the evening playing Minecraft. FML

#16467610
389 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35860) - you deserved it (13085)

On 06/02/2011 at 12:52pm - intimacy - by minecraftwilldie - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

#14610613
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40743) - you deserved it (26828) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I kept finding ants crawling all over my face. After a while, I realized that they were all coming from my beard. I have had a population of ants living in my beard. FML

#14373972
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10996) - you deserved it (50695)

On 12/28/2010 at 9:13pm - health - by ewicsmelly (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I saw a homeless man asking for money for food. Not wanting to give him money so he'd spend it on booze, I decided to buy him a full big mac meal from McDonalds. When I went to hand it to him, he quickly waved his hand, denying it saying, "Thanks but I'm a vegetarian". FML

#2596
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22391) - you deserved it (4643)

On 01/25/2009 at 10:44pm - misc - by Michelle C - United States (California)



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