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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 October 1993 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1802
  • Number of comments : 256
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About katplayer : I've got strong opinions and am heavily opposed to ignorance and idiocy. I don't claim to know everything or be able to reply perfectly every time, but I try.

By the way, I'm vegetarian and happy with my choice. Go ahead and flame me, you're not changing my morals. :)

And by the way, if I say something incredibly sexist, racist, etc. it's probably a joke.

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katplayer's favorite FMLs

Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to receive the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, and going to sleep. Try again tomorrow." FML

by Username / 06/14/2011 at 9:17pm / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Intimacy

Today, I gave my husband an ultimatum: either he could have sex with me or play Minecraft. Needless to say, he spent the rest of the evening playing Minecraft. FML

by minecraftwilldie / 06/02/2011 at 12:52pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 4:53am / France / Intimacy

Today, I kept finding ants crawling all over my face. After a while, I realized that they were all coming from my beard. I have had a population of ants living in my beard. FML

by ewicsmelly / 12/28/2010 at 9:13pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health

Today, I saw a homeless man asking for money for food. Not wanting to give him money so he'd spend it on booze, I decided to buy him a full big mac meal from McDonalds. When I went to hand it to him, he quickly waved his hand, denying it saying, "Thanks but I'm a vegetarian". FML

by Michelle C / 01/25/2009 at 10:44pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous