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About katplayer : I've got strong opinions and am heavily opposed to ignorance and idiocy. I don't claim to know everything or be able to reply perfectly every time, but I try.
By the way, I'm vegetarian and happy with my choice. Go ahead and flame me, you're not changing my morals. :)
And by the way, if I say something incredibly sexist, racist, etc. it's probably a joke.
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Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to receive the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, and going to sleep. Try again tomorrow." FML
Today, I saw a homeless man asking for money for food. Not wanting to give him money so he'd spend it on booze, I decided to buy him a full big mac meal from McDonalds. When I went to hand it to him, he quickly waved his hand, denying it saying, "Thanks but I'm a vegetarian". FML
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