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kasadillabb
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 January 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 67
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About kasadillabb : Soo this is basically my favorite app ever.. I love reading all your stories, so keep em coming!(:I don't know why it wants a description of me but that's all I'm giving. Hahah

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Today, I received a chain-mail text that vividly described what "Tanya" would do to me in my sleep if I didn't forward it on. I'm so paranoid that I did just that. I also realized that accidentally forwarding such things to your boss can get you fired. FML

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113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8113) - you deserved it (6867)

On 03/01/2013 at 11:35am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he didn't trust himself not to cheat on me. What? FML

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119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29939) - you deserved it (2763)

On 03/01/2013 at 7:02am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML

#20526564
139 comments

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On 03/01/2013 at 2:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went out to buy a bottle of wine and some condoms. As the cashier scanned the condoms, she snickered and muttered, "Yeah right." She was right; I really was just desperate to look like I have a sex life. I got so upset that I left my items and walked out with tears in my eyes. FML

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On 02/28/2013 at 7:48pm - misc - by useless pos (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got circumcised. After the surgery, my girlfriend got drunk and texted all of her friends about it. FML

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146 comments

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On 09/08/2010 at 10:15pm - health - by Chester (Seattle) - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend won't have sex with me. Why? Because my mii knocked out her mii in Wii boxing. It wouldn't be as bad if she wasn't in one player mode. FML

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111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25962) - you deserved it (3305)

On 07/15/2010 at 9:12pm - intimacy - by knock_out (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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