Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Offline (the 11/30/2015 at 3:59am) | Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 December 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 426
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About kannan4 : My name is Kannan. I play baseball. I'm a pitcher and had a 1.51 ERA last year.

kannan4's page activity

Visits<b>Sydd1799</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 10:45pm<b>neneluvsyooh</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 9:20pm<b>Bumwhiskers</b> - the 12/27/2015 at 2:47am<b>winzy1453</b> - the 12/01/2015 at 6:08am<b>perfect_heart13</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 10:33pm<b>kayayye</b> - the 10/23/2015 at 7:42am<b>LiteralxShit</b> - the 10/16/2015 at 4:36am<b>sweetgurl1985</b> - the 10/12/2015 at 1:51am<b>jaydoug92</b> - the 10/11/2015 at 10:50pm<b>Cayers97</b> - the 09/07/2015 at 12:42pm<b>ProximityToDeath</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 11:09pm<b>Pike313</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 7:52am<b>Tarlachia</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 11:32am<b>taaywall</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 12:05pm<b>Seabass_Chan</b> - the 08/05/2015 at 4:09pm<b>baileybrooke13</b> - the 08/04/2015 at 2:01am<b>Dusty_Cups</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 9:15am<b>itslaelae</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 5:27pm

Fucked!<b>GhostDuck</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 8:11pm<b>linnysy</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 6:01pm<b>annarcheer</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 3:27pm<b>genysis</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 2:30pm

kannan4's FML badges

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.


You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

See all of kannan4's badges

kannan4's favorite FMLs

Today, I've been calling my girlfriend by her nickname for so long, I had to reactivate my Facebook account to find her real name. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11629) - you deserved it (25110)

On 09/02/2015 at 9:56am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - India (Tamil Nadu)

Today, I got my period 2 days early, while being interviewed for my dream job. Let's just say that I don't have very high hopes after walking backwards to the exit door and falling down upon colliding with the wall. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45491) - you deserved it (3965)

On 08/31/2013 at 8:14am - health - by faulty plumbimg! (woman) - India

Today, this weird kid in class asked me on a date. He claims to be a werewolf. His excuse for not being able to turn into one? A "rare disease." His excuse for everyone rejecting him? "Friend-zoning bitches." I was the last resort even for a jackoff "nice guy" werewolf. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39753) - you deserved it (3577)

On 08/09/2013 at 6:13pm - misc - by WHAT A NICE GUY YOU ARE, SIR SHITSPAWN!!!1! (woman) - United States

Today, my boss forgot her meeting with an official from the military base and called to ask me to handle it. The very cute Marine showed up that afternoon and we talked for an hour. After he left, I realized I had forgotten about the paper mustache I taped to my face for fun that morning. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18330) - you deserved it (71008)

On 03/12/2009 at 4:04pm - misc - by Jaeda (woman) - United States (Washington)

Maïté Verjux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie delivers in 2016
  • Greetings my young friends! It's 2016 and I'm late. No, I'm not pregnant, I'm way too old for that sort of thing, even though I've been trying a lot recently (hey there Didier, you randy rascal…

Friday 5 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: