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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 December 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 289
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About kannan4 : My name is Kannan. I play baseball. I'm a pitcher and had a 1.51 ERA last year.

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kannan4's favorite FMLs

Today, I got my period 2 days early, while being interviewed for my dream job. Let's just say that I don't have very high hopes after walking backwards to the exit door and falling down upon colliding with the wall. FML

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98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42306) - you deserved it (3657)

On 08/31/2013 at 8:14am - health - by faulty plumbimg! (woman) - India

Today, this weird kid in class asked me on a date. He claims to be a werewolf. His excuse for not being able to turn into one? A "rare disease." His excuse for everyone rejecting him? "Friend-zoning bitches." I was the last resort even for a jackoff "nice guy" werewolf. FML

#20829503
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38640) - you deserved it (3485)

On 08/09/2013 at 6:13pm - misc - by WHAT A NICE GUY YOU ARE, SIR SHITSPAWN!!!1! (woman) - United States

Today, my boss forgot her meeting with an official from the military base and called to ask me to handle it. The very cute Marine showed up that afternoon and we talked for an hour. After he left, I realized I had forgotten about the paper mustache I taped to my face for fun that morning. FML

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125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17327) - you deserved it (69214)

On 03/12/2009 at 4:04pm - misc - by Jaeda (woman) - United States (Washington)



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