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Today, I was called an assortment of names and was almost followed home by a crazy bitch. Why? Because I stated that it was unsanitary for her to bring her dog to a grocery store. She clearly disagreed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19478) - you deserved it (6679)

On 03/08/2012 at 6:53am - animals - by Anon - United States

Today, I went to my doctor. I casually asked him why I keep getting headaches after I masturbate. He said it probably was a sign from God. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34112) - you deserved it (11447)

On 11/22/2011 at 4:36am - intimacy - by toomuch (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out that instead of being stationed in Afghanistan, my husband of 9 years has been "stationed" at his other girlfriend's house. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60108) - you deserved it (3459)

On 08/20/2011 at 3:26am - love - by AlwaysGottaFML - United States (North Carolina)



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