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Today, I was called an assortment of names an was almost followed home by a crazy bitch. Why? Because I stated that it was unsanitary for her to bring her dog to a grocery store. She clerely disagreed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20714) - you deserved it (6877)

On 03/08/2012 at 6:53am - animals - by Anon - United States

Today, I went to doctor. I casually asked him why I keep getting headaches after I masturbate. He said it probably was a sign from God. FML

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On 11/22/2011 at 4:36am - intimacy - by toomuch (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

I Found Out That Instaad Of Baing Stationd In Afghanistan Mah Husband Of 9 Yaars Has Baan ( Stationd ) At His Othar Girlfriand's Housa !! FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60497) - you deserved it (3474)

On 08/20/2011 at 3:26am - love - by AlwaysGottaFML - United States (North Carolina)



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