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Kafir's FML badges
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    8%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    6%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    1%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    0%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Kafir's favorite FMLs

Today, I was called an assortment of names and was almost followed home by a crazy bitch. Why? Because I stated that it was unsanitary for her to bring her dog to a grocery store. She clearly disagreed. FML

By Anon / Thursday 8 March 2012 11:53 / United States

Today, I went to my doctor. I casually asked him why I keep getting headaches after I masturbate. He said it probably was a sign from God. FML

By toomuch - / Tuesday 22 November 2011 09:36 / Australia

Today, I found out that instead of being stationed in Afghanistan, my husband of 9 years has been "stationed" at his other girlfriend's house. FML

By AlwaysGottaFML / Saturday 20 August 2011 07:26 / United States