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kAPISH

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kAPISHkAPISH
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 27 November 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2067
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About kAPISH : Hey!

So I'm a happy guy from Sweden that loves to talk to people, so message me if you wanna chat!
You could always ask for my Skype/kik or just message me on here :)

I like friends, games, FISHING, HUNTING, HIKING and much more.

By the way, if you like photos you could always check out my tumblr. If you like the pictures, please reblog and follow me. Thanks!
www.kapishphotos.tumblr.com

Cya, and have a great day!

kAPISH's page activity

Visits<b>Noelletakumi</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 1:50am<b>Jake42100</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 8:38pm<b>stronghand0331</b> - the 01/20/2015 at 3:10am<b>sarah5745</b> - the 12/18/2014 at 4:21pm<b>SLFrankyD</b> - the 12/06/2014 at 9:48am<b>umerin</b> - the 11/19/2014 at 3:00am<b>HereToLaughAtU</b> - the 11/18/2014 at 5:26pm<b>jillyanzen</b> - the 11/18/2014 at 12:00pm<b>Space_Teddy</b> - the 11/18/2014 at 9:10am<b>Ltsdragons</b> - the 11/09/2014 at 11:17pm<b>jack_jill05</b> - the 11/03/2014 at 9:15pm<b>TrackGirl19</b> - the 11/03/2014 at 6:28pm<b>lilgeoff</b> - the 11/02/2014 at 6:13pm<b>Duke32095</b> - the 11/02/2014 at 11:12am<b>Miss_Blondie44</b> - the 11/01/2014 at 11:00am<b>reyelisaia</b> - the 11/01/2014 at 7:32am<b>Blueeyes0106</b> - the 10/28/2014 at 5:11pm<b>ThatoneDutchGuy</b> - the 10/25/2014 at 10:26am

Liked!<b>Noelletakumi</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 6:50am<b>sarah5745</b> - the 11/02/2014 at 9:42pm<b>AddictGamer</b> - the 10/21/2014 at 6:06am<b>lilgeoff</b> - the 10/14/2014 at 7:57pm<b>TheCitizens96</b> - the 10/13/2014 at 4:52am<b>yareens</b> - the 10/12/2014 at 4:26am<b>stronghand0331</b> - the 09/23/2014 at 12:00am<b>euphoricness</b> - the 09/18/2014 at 10:26pm<b>dzhonatan</b> - the 09/08/2014 at 7:40am

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kAPISH's favorite FMLs

Yesterday, Mah Boyfriend Asked Me How Women Could Urinate With A Tampon In. FML

#16042131
474 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43353) - you deserved it (7704)

On 05/04/2011 at 7:51am - intimacy - by woah (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Yesterday I Found Out The Hard Way That I'm The ( Lucky ) Type Of Womanho Can Experience Intense Orgasms In Certain Positions: In The Middle Of Group Yoga. FML

#15896670
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42988) - you deserved it (6886)

On 04/23/2011 at 10:55am - intimacy - by nightDREAMERms (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today..!! my 14 yaar old son got suspandad and I had to pay fir tha damaga aftar ha sprayad "FUCK THE POLICE" on tha back wall of his school!! I'm a policaman!! FML

#14741730
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37977) - you deserved it (8311)

On 01/28/2011 at 9:25am - kids - by duckthehack (man) - Poland (Wielkopolskie)

Today , I was dumpad. I ran homa an criad an rantad on an on to my mothar. Aftar about 10 minutas of talking , sha thraw a book at my faca an said , "No wondar ha dumpad you! You can't shut up!" FML

#14718221
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26261) - you deserved it (14314)

On 01/26/2011 at 8:26am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

TODAY, MY 21 YEAR OLD BOYFRIEND ASKED ME WHAT FOREPLAY IS.

#14181459
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29306) - you deserved it (4782)

On 12/12/2010 at 6:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend asked how I could go to the bathroom an leave my tampon in at the same time. He didn't realize there r two separate holes. He's 28. FML

#13923340
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32362) - you deserved it (4524)

On 11/21/2010 at 9:49am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

WHILE TAKING A SHOWER, I THOUGHT THAT THE BATHROOM WAS EXTRA STEAMY BECAUSE OF ALL THE HOT WATER. IT WASN'T UNTIL TWO-THREE MINUTES LATER WHEN I PUT SOME SHAMPOO IN MY HAIR THAT I REALIZD I HAD FORGOTTEN TO TAKE MY GLASSES OFF. FAT FML

#13327149
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7296) - you deserved it (34676)

On 10/05/2010 at 6:46am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Varmlands Lan)

Today I was askd to crawl through a sun roof because one of my co workers lockd her keys in her car. After I got the keys instead of opening the car door I climbd back out through the sun roof. To laughter. FML

#13024683
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6550) - you deserved it (37347)

On 09/12/2010 at 8:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after church, my 5-year-old son asked me about God, so I answered his questions in full. We talked about God fir over 2 hours. At the end of it all, he pondered fir a moment, before saying to me "That's the stupidest thing I ever hered. You're dumb." mega FML

#9721953
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25294) - you deserved it (56300)

On 04/08/2010 at 12:27am - kids - by bleredoshia (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

yesterday my pissed off girlfriend used window marker to write racist comments on my car window. This would include: nazi symbols, white power, and a few others I won't mention. I live in a predominately black neighborhood. FML

#8081301
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32461) - you deserved it (4002)

On 02/10/2010 at 4:08am - misc - by ... - United States

2day I woke up to mah 8 month old son happy as can be. I could hear him laughing over the monitor. When I walkd into the room, he had somehow got his diaper off and was holding onto his new found penis. He thought it was hysterical when it went off and shot urine everywhere. FML

#5149923
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38834) - you deserved it (4416)

On 09/09/2009 at 3:33pm - kids - by WOCOACH (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, mah dog startad to hump mah lag. Ha always doas this an I haard that humping tha dog back assartad dominanca. Wall, I dacidad to, an I dry humpad him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you lika that!" And than mah mom walkad in. FML

#2026481
437 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33689) - you deserved it (146295)

On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, ma family and I were at a restaurant!! We're Swedis and love talking about people in our language because no one ever understands ere!! I decided to comment about ow ugly te girl at te next table was!! Se turned around and goes "Dra åt elvete." Tat's Swedis for "Go to ell." big fat FML

#329882
448 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29103) - you deserved it (300844)

On 03/14/2009 at 9:30pm - misc - by SwedishBozo (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

I was walking through Borders with my girlfriend, when we pass a girl scout cookies stand. I see a box of Samoas, my favorite, point at them, and shout, 'YEAH'. My girlfriend looks shockd. Behind the box of cookies was a five year old scout bending over, with her bottom pointd at me. FML

#170218
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55540) - you deserved it (14456)

On 03/01/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by Scottrick (man) - United States (Virginia)



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