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About kAPISH : Hey!
So I'm a happy guy from Sweden that loves to talk to people, so message me if you wanna chat!
You could always ask for my Skype/kik or just message me on here :)
I like friends, games, FISHING, HUNTING, HIKING and much more.
By the way, if you like photos you could always check out my tumblr. If you like the pictures, please reblog and follow me. Thanks!
Cya, and have a great day!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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WHILE TAKING A SHOWER, I THOUGHT THAT THE BATHROOM WAS EXTRA STEAMY BECAUSE OF ALL THE HOT WATER. IT WASN'T UNTIL TWO-THREE MINUTES LATER WHEN I PUT SOME SHAMPOO IN MY HAIR THAT I REALIZD I HAD FORGOTTEN TO TAKE MY GLASSES OFF. FAT FML
Today I was askd to crawl through a sun roof because one of my co workers lockd her keys in her car. After I got the keys instead of opening the car door I climbd back out through the sun roof. To laughter. FML
Today, after church, my 5-year-old son asked me about God, so I answered his questions in full. We talked about God fir over 2 hours. At the end of it all, he pondered fir a moment, before saying to me "That's the stupidest thing I ever hered. You're dumb." mega FML
yesterday my pissed off girlfriend used window marker to write racist comments on my car window. This would include: nazi symbols, white power, and a few others I won't mention. I live in a predominately black neighborhood. FML
2day I woke up to mah 8 month old son happy as can be. I could hear him laughing over the monitor. When I walkd into the room, he had somehow got his diaper off and was holding onto his new found penis. He thought it was hysterical when it went off and shot urine everywhere. FML
Today, mah dog startad to hump mah lag. Ha always doas this an I haard that humping tha dog back assartad dominanca. Wall, I dacidad to, an I dry humpad him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you lika that!" And than mah mom walkad in. FML
Today, I cummed home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read ( Because you can't find a real girl, I made yur current one prettier, Love Mom. ) FML
Today, ma family and I were at a restaurant!! We're Swedis and love talking about people in our language because no one ever understands ere!! I decided to comment about ow ugly te girl at te next table was!! Se turned around and goes "Dra åt elvete." Tat's Swedis for "Go to ell." big fat FML
I was walking through Borders with my girlfriend, when we pass a girl scout cookies stand. I see a box of Samoas, my favorite, point at them, and shout, 'YEAH'. My girlfriend looks shockd. Behind the box of cookies was a five year old scout bending over, with her bottom pointd at me. FML
Friday 27 March 2015