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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 27 November 1995 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2910
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About kAPISH : Hey!

So I'm a happy guy from Sweden that loves to talk to people, so message me if you wanna chat!
You could always ask for my Skype/kik or just chat with me on here :)

I like friends, games, FISHING, HUNTING, HIKING and much more.

By the way, if you like photos you could always check out my tumblr. If you like the pictures, please reblog and follow me. Thanks!
www.kapishphotos.tumblr.com

Cya, and have a great day!

kAPISH's page activity

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Fucked!<b>Itineranthuman</b> - the 05/17/2016 at 1:35pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/31/2015 at 2:07pm<b>Noelletakumi</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 6:50am<b>sarah5745</b> - the 11/02/2014 at 9:42pm<b>AddictGamer</b> - the 10/21/2014 at 6:06am<b>lilgeoff</b> - the 10/14/2014 at 7:57pm<b>TheCitizens96</b> - the 10/13/2014 at 4:52am<b>yareens</b> - the 10/12/2014 at 4:26am<b>stronghand0331</b> - the 09/23/2014 at 12:00am<b>euphoricness</b> - the 09/18/2014 at 10:26pm<b>dzhonatan</b> - the 09/08/2014 at 7:40am

kAPISH's FML badges

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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kAPISH's favorite FMLs

Today, my boss at my new job asked whether I was fitting in OK. The company is Swedish, so as a joke, I said that at home I now serve all my food as a smorgasbord, chew on fermented herring and Daim chocolate bars, and buy all my furniture at Ikea. She didn't see the funny side. FML

by Isa / 05/15/2012 at 2:48am / United States / Work

Today, I was heading to the bathroom when I clearly saw a little boy walking into my bedroom. My wife and I live alone, and I screamed at the top of my lungs, thinking he was a ghost. Turns out my wife collected him from school for a friend, and I just didn't hear them arrive. FML

by rongo12 / 05/11/2012 at 5:41pm / Miscellaneous

Today, I was waiting for a call from a job I had applied for. When the phone rang, I ran as fast I could up the stairs, falling and slamming my shin on the way. The call? It was a woman asking me, "Hi, do you have time to learn about our lord Jesus Christ?" FML

by Atheist / 03/22/2012 at 12:56am / United States (Oregon) / Work

Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML

by daddy-o / 03/14/2012 at 3:51am / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on my dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whirled around and yelled "BOO!" causing me to scream like a little bitch. FML

by gengiskarn69 / 03/12/2012 at 10:55am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I set my alarm half-an-hour earlier so I could masturbate. That's how horny and single I am. FML

by desperate905 / 02/21/2012 at 3:10am / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Intimacy

Today, I made a drunken bet with friends that I could pour lighter fluid on my hands, light it, and shake it out before I got burned. I lost. FML

by batsu / 01/27/2012 at 1:48am / Canada (British Columbia) / Health

Today, I found out that the only two people I've had feelings for in years are both dating each other. FML

by Forever Alone x2 / 01/07/2012 at 2:47pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML

by Grubendol / 12/15/2011 at 12:30pm / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous

Today, my mother looked me dead in the face and said, "I have failed as a parent." FML

by Yeoman / 11/19/2011 at 2:47am / New Zealand (Waikato) / Love

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. I was leaning against him when he reached around, grabbed my boobs, and started making "pew-pew" laser noises, all in front of his family. I can't believe I'm dating this child. FML

by Sidney / 11/04/2011 at 9:21pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy

Today, after getting dumped by my boyfriend, I tried to find comfort in one of my closest friends. He embraced me while I struggled against tears, and after a few moments of silence said, "Hey, you know what? I would fuck you anytime. Anytime." FML

by scewable / 10/13/2011 at 3:19am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, as I was walking home from school with my guy friends, my dad pulled up by the sidewalk, offered me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he started laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school. FML

by Anonymous / 09/30/2011 at 10:01pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

 Today, my mom is marrying my ex boyfriend's dad. The same ex boyfriend who I caught cheating on me with my sister. Family gatherings are going to be such a joy! FML

by AL / 09/21/2011 at 1:53am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was eating noodles. Midway through chewing, I sneezed. The noodles got stuck in my nose. FML

by bob / 09/11/2011 at 11:15am / United States (New Mexico) / Health