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About kAPISH : Hey!
So I'm a happy guy from Sweden that loves to talk to people, so message me if you wanna chat!
You could always ask for my Skype/kik or just message me on here :)
I like Eminem, friends, games, FISHING, HUNTING and much more.
By the way, if you like photos you could always check out my tumblr. If you like the pictures, please reblog and follow me. Thanks!
Cya, and have a great day!
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Thursday 11 September 2014