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kAPISH

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 27 November 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1108
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About kAPISH : Hey!

So I'm a happy guy from Sweden that loves to talk to people, so message me if you wanna chat!
You could always ask for my Skype/kik or just message me on here :)

I like Eminem, friends, games, FISHING, HUNTING and much more.

By the way, if you like photos you could always check out my tumblr. If you like the pictures, please reblog and follow me. Thanks!
www.kapishphotos.tumblr.com

Cya, and have a great day!

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kAPISH's favorite FMLs

Today, my dog, who has been specially trained to go for help when I'm having a seizure, went to alert my parents downstairs that I was having an emergency. The "emergency" was me masturbating. FML

#20052579
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32513) - you deserved it (10147)

On 09/01/2012 at 1:56pm - intimacy - by thewhompingwillow (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML

#20037909
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35634) - you deserved it (10394) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/23/2012 at 4:28pm - love - by thekriss - Sent from mobile version

Today, I realized how much I hate my girlfriend, when I got excited as the doctor told me I should refrain from having sex for the next two months. FML

#20035872
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9241) - you deserved it (26218)

On 08/22/2012 at 4:08pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while I was shopping at a store with my friend, I noticed a cute girl smiling at us. My friend said "She's all yours," and walked away. When I approached her, she asked me if my friend was single. FML

#20035629
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21970) - you deserved it (1632)

On 08/22/2012 at 12:57pm - misc - by ZAS (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while I was shopping at a store with my friend, I noticed a cute girl smiling at us. My friend said "She's all yours," and walked away. When I approached her, she asked me if my friend was single. FML

#20035629
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21970) - you deserved it (1632)

On 08/22/2012 at 12:57pm - misc - by ZAS (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I finally realized how depressed I am when I found bubble wrap and didn't feel like popping it. FML

#19957944
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31195) - you deserved it (2495)

On 07/19/2012 at 5:01am - health - by Epiphany (man) - United States

Today, as part of my medical anatomy course, I had to give a presentation about an STD and the effects it has on women. The class was comprised almost entirely of girls. I become extremely anxious and accidentally stated "Vaginas are smelly" as my opening statement. FML

#19637447
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13720) - you deserved it (24456)

On 05/17/2012 at 4:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boss at my new job asked whether I was fitting in OK. The company is Swedish, so as a joke, I said that at home I now serve all my food as a smorgasbord, chew on fermented herring and Daim chocolate bars, and buy all my furniture at Ikea. She didn't see the funny side. FML

#19625966
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5546) - you deserved it (29325)

On 05/15/2012 at 2:48am - work - by Isa (woman) - United States

Today, I was heading to the bathroom when I clearly saw a little boy walking into my bedroom. My wife and I live alone, and I screamed at the top of my lungs, thinking he was a ghost. Turns out my wife collected him from school for a friend, and I just didn't hear them arrive. FML

#19608158
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22712) - you deserved it (5983)

On 05/11/2012 at 5:41pm - misc - by rongo12 (man) -

Today, I was waiting for a call from a job I had applied for. When the phone rang, I ran as fast I could up the stairs, falling and slamming my shin on the way. The call? It was a woman asking me, "Hi, do you have time to learn about our lord Jesus Christ?" FML

#19324398
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21480) - you deserved it (4906)

On 03/22/2012 at 12:56am - work - by Atheist (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML

#19276120
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28810) - you deserved it (18060)

On 03/14/2012 at 3:51am - misc - by daddy-o - United States (Utah)

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on my dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whirled around and yelled "BOO!" causing me to scream like a little bitch. FML

#19263834
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6995) - you deserved it (33144)

On 03/12/2012 at 10:55am - misc - by gengiskarn69 (man) - United States

Today, I set my alarm half-an-hour earlier so I could masturbate. That's how horny and single I am. FML

#19129332
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20817) - you deserved it (24548)

On 02/21/2012 at 3:10am - intimacy - by desperate905 - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I made a drunken bet with friends that I could pour lighter fluid on my hands, light it, and shake it out before I got burned. I lost. FML

#18922456
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6362) - you deserved it (59114)

On 01/27/2012 at 1:48am - health - by batsu (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found out that the only two people I've had feelings for in years are both dating each other. FML

#18736387
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31475) - you deserved it (3557)

On 01/07/2012 at 2:47pm - love - by Forever Alone x2 (woman) - United States (California)



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