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kAPISH

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kAPISHkAPISH
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 27 November 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1473
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About kAPISH : Hey!

So I'm a happy guy from Sweden that loves to talk to people, so message me if you wanna chat!
You could always ask for my Skype/kik or just message me on here :)

I like friends, games, FISHING, HUNTING, HIKING and much more.

By the way, if you like photos you could always check out my tumblr. If you like the pictures, please reblog and follow me. Thanks!
www.kapishphotos.tumblr.com

Cya, and have a great day!

kAPISH's page activity

Visits<b>ThatoneDutchGuy</b> - 15 hours ago<b>sammiesorrow29</b> - the 10/22/2014 at 8:39pm<b>AddictGamer</b> - the 10/21/2014 at 12:37am<b>sammy1021</b> - the 10/20/2014 at 5:17pm<b>423</b> - the 10/20/2014 at 4:45pm<b>doesntmatterx</b> - the 10/17/2014 at 9:13am<b>hox83</b> - the 10/15/2014 at 4:28pm<b>boring_boredom</b> - the 10/15/2014 at 3:38am<b>stronghand0331</b> - the 10/14/2014 at 11:13pm<b>lilgeoff</b> - the 10/14/2014 at 1:57pm<b>OhHeyItzNim</b> - the 10/13/2014 at 10:53pm<b>TheCitizens96</b> - the 10/13/2014 at 9:56pm<b>westmall21</b> - the 10/13/2014 at 6:15pm<b>MrSassypants</b> - the 10/13/2014 at 10:35am<b>eddie367</b> - the 10/12/2014 at 4:09pm<b>how_about_no_</b> - the 10/12/2014 at 4:00pm<b>MissSpecialEd</b> - the 10/12/2014 at 6:03am<b>Agnesia</b> - the 10/12/2014 at 5:12am

Liked!<b>AddictGamer</b> - the 10/21/2014 at 6:06am<b>lilgeoff</b> - the 10/14/2014 at 7:57pm<b>TheCitizens96</b> - the 10/13/2014 at 4:52am<b>yareens</b> - the 10/12/2014 at 4:26am<b>stronghand0331</b> - the 09/23/2014 at 12:00am<b>euphoricness</b> - the 09/18/2014 at 10:26pm<b>dzhonatan</b> - the 09/08/2014 at 7:40am

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kAPISH's favorite FMLs

Today, my brother got the same cologne as the guy I've been seeing for a while. Every time I'm with my brother I think about him, and every time I'm with him I think about my brother. FML

#21259922
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38494) - you deserved it (3776)

On 09/17/2014 at 7:46am - love - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I complimented a guy on his beard. His response? "Thanks. Wanna sit on it?" FML

Today, my husband wanted me to take a sleeping pill before having sex with me. Apparently I'm better in bed while half-asleep. FML

#21238124
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41180) - you deserved it (5619)

On 08/15/2014 at 11:22am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - China (Shanghai)

Today, I was trolling on a My Little Pony forum. I was midway through typing a big post, calling them all a bunch of attention-seeking losers who act like morons because their parents never loved them, when I broke down in tears, realizing I'd just perfectly described myself. FML

#21133397
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20539) - you deserved it (55706)

On 05/07/2014 at 5:25pm - misc - by I suck :( (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, it's my 21st birthday. I got a call from my deadbeat dad, who I thought had finally mellowed and had something nice to say. Nope; he just told me I'm 21 years a disappointment, then hung up. FML

#21128831
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41713) - you deserved it (3161)

On 05/02/2014 at 2:20pm - misc - by thanks (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend and I were having a casual conversation, when the topic suddenly became my penis. Before I knew what was going on, she said, "It's not the size that matters though. It's how you use it. So I guess you're ok." FML

#20491476
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39908) - you deserved it (4878)

On 02/03/2013 at 11:27am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Serbia

Today, I got a new girlfriend. Unfortunately, the last girl I asked out just responded to my relationship request on Facebook. It's been 4 hours, and my new girlfriend already thinks I'm cheating on her. FML

#20460941
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13813) - you deserved it (41862)

On 01/15/2013 at 3:53pm - love - by George - United States (Washington)

Today, while my girlfriend was playing a game on my phone, an unknown number sent me a nude picture and the words "Miss you, baby." This person's mistake just cost me a black eye, and probably my relationship too. FML

#20427797
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40018) - you deserved it (3876)

On 12/28/2012 at 12:33pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, a woman at work was complaining about her weight. She looked pretty thin, so to make her feel better, I said that she looked small. She said "Well, you haven't seen me naked." For some reason, I replied, "Not that you know of." FML

#20417936
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15128) - you deserved it (34987)

On 12/24/2012 at 1:37am - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He seemed excited, and said we should make the baby fat so he can bounce her on his lap and watch her double chin jiggle. Just to prove he's serious, he's been searching for high-calorie foods for babies. FML

#20405554
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36289) - you deserved it (5772)

On 12/18/2012 at 12:33pm - kids - by fatbabysyndrome (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I played a game of Monopoly with my friends. Since I'm of Greek origin, they thought it would be funny to make me start with a €100,000 debt. FML

#20398504
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26488) - you deserved it (4930) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/13/2012 at 9:25pm - money - by Money-money-money (woman) - France

Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML

#20199046
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11273) - you deserved it (38187)

On 12/10/2012 at 1:09pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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