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Today, my sister lost a leg. Immediately after hearing the news, my boyfriend started cracking jokes about getting her a job at IHOP. FML
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On 02/11/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by mariet (woman) - United States
Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML
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On 01/17/2011 at 11:46am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins
Today, I found out that the girl who my high school boyfriend cheated on me with is now the woman my husband is having an affair with. FML
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On 01/08/2011 at 12:22am - misc - by sad (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I spent the morning in the ER with a broken arm. My little brother was in such a rush to get his presents first, that he violently shoved me out of the way on the stairs. FML
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On 12/25/2010 at 1:33pm - misc - by Connor - United States (New York)
Today, I spent the morning in the ER with a broken arm. My little brother was in such a rush to get his presents first, that he violently shoved me out of the way on the stairs. FML
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On 12/25/2010 at 1:33pm - misc - by Connor - United States (New York)
Today, I went and bought my wife a new cell phone for a Christmas present. She called me five minutes later saying she got a notification e-mail thanking her for her purchase. FML
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On 12/21/2010 at 3:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, a woman slipped on the ice in front of me. Instinctively, I caught her before she fell. Instead of thanking me, she whirled around and asked me if my *expletive* mother had taught me to grope women inappropriately. FML
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On 12/03/2010 at 11:29am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I received a restraining order from a girl I have never met. FML
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On 11/11/2010 at 10:55pm - misc - by Bob - United States (Texas)
Today, I was jogging, and I saw a little boy walking. Crying and all alone. Thinking that he was probably lost, I asked to him with my sweetest voice: 'Hi there, did you lose somebody?' He screamed terrified and ran away. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML
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On 11/07/2010 at 6:14am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)
Today, I was so lonely that I had a 3 hour conversation with a one-legged cricket I found in my room. I'm keeping him. He has a name. FML
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On 11/03/2010 at 12:39am - misc - by nk (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, a cute girl came up to me with her boyfriend and said, "If you end up looking like him, it's over." FML
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On 10/29/2010 at 12:33am - misc - by nonexistant (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, I found out the man I'm getting a ride from drives a windowless van and is "excited to see me". My friends had encouraged me to sign up for the cheap-ride program because it was less expensive than taking a train. If I never come back, look for a windowless van somewhere in Europe. FML
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On 10/13/2010 at 8:57am - misc - by deadinavan (woman) - Germany (Bayern)
Today, while on my run, I was attacked by my neighbor's new dog. It apparently didn't like me running past their house and broke free from its chain. I now have stitches and was just told that I'm probably being taken to court for the emotional distress I caused her and the dog. FML
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On 10/10/2010 at 8:57pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I bought a new Ipod to replace my old one which decided to stop working. After purchasing my new nano Ipod, I decided to bang my old Ipod on the desk very hard because it was useless. It started working again. FML
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On 09/27/2010 at 11:51am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)
Today, I made a mistake at work that got 7 people fired. I'm scared to leave the office because they're all outside. FML
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On 08/25/2010 at 3:13pm - work - by Joel - United States (California)
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