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Jwp0211's favorite FMLs

Today, the guy that I've liked for a while but never had the courage to talk to was wearing a TARDIS shirt. I jokingly asked, "Are you the Doctor?" His response was for me to "Go away, f***ing nerd." FML

By guessnot - / Monday 4 February 2013 02:16 / Canada - Toronto

Today, I caught my mother trying to switch my contraceptive pill for Tic Tacs. I don't know what's worse - how far she will go to have a grandchild, or that she thought I wouldn't notice that my birth control left me with minty fresh breath. FML

By Username - / Sunday 25 November 2012 23:36 / United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, an hour after having been turned down for sex, I walked in on my wife fingering herself to a copy of War and Peace. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 25 November 2012 21:34 / Netherlands - Tilburg

Today, while at a red light, a guy in a tux and sunglasses doing the Gangnam Style passed over the crossing, followed by a man with a video camera. This isn't the first time I've stopped for people doing a Gangnam Style parody. FML

By Gangnam - / Friday 16 November 2012 15:52 / Sweden - Bromma

Today, I accidentally bumped into another car on the road. The worst of the damage was a slight chip to the other driver's paint, but she played it up so much that she ended up being taken away in an ambulance. I'm now terrified that the crazy bitch is going to sue me. FML

By youfuckingslut - / Sunday 11 November 2012 19:11 / United States