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jutyjaty
  • Town/Country : Portland, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 281
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About jutyjaty : I'm awesome.
My girlfriend is beyond awesome!
I play water polo and swim.

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Today, I had a pig kidney dissection in Biology. I see a 'sack' which appeared to contain a liquid. Being the curious type, I cut open the sack, spraying said liquid over me and my desk. My teacher, after giggling, informed me that the liquid was in fact urine. I was pissed on by a dead pig. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9178) - you deserved it (29086)

On 11/17/2009 at 11:12am - misc - by Araya (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my boyfriend of five years gave me the silent treatment, refusing to talk to me or do anything more than glare at me during the entire three hour drive we took this morning. Why? Because I slept with his best friend. In his dream last night. FML

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218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52530) - you deserved it (5139)

On 10/27/2009 at 9:27am - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was at the store with my mother in the facial care section. I found this device that scrubs your face with those anti-bacterial pads. The aisle was crowded and noisy, so I shouted to my mother, "Can I have this vibrator thing?" It went silent. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13251) - you deserved it (35922)

On 07/29/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Nikse (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was really upset after work, and tearily asked my boyfriend to bring something over to cheer me up when he visited later. An hour or so later he arrived, having bought me a brand new large purple dildo to "brighten my mood". FML

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215 comments

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On 07/28/2009 at 9:34am - intimacy - by BigPurplePresent (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

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506 comments

I agree, your life sucks (193719) - you deserved it (21250)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)



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