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  • Number of visits : 396
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About jutyjaty : I'm awesome.
I have way to many animals
I play water polo and swim.

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Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML

#16519347
463 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10529) - you deserved it (117020)

On 06/05/2011 at 8:52pm - misc - by kringr (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to walk home in nothing but my snuggie and sneakers. FML

#16501427
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17267) - you deserved it (30345)

On 06/04/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML

#16487727
377 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51120) - you deserved it (9895)

On 06/03/2011 at 7:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML

#16449288
277 comments

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On 06/01/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by aarone23 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I woke up face-down in my grandfather's driveway, soaking wet with no pants, glitter in my hair, and holding an empty Skippy peanut butter jar. No one will tell me what happened. FML

#16258570
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32890) - you deserved it (20238)

On 05/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Devon (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I searched frantically for my glasses for ages. After giving up, I realised I could see perfectly. I had been wearing them the whole time and neither my mother nor my father told me because "it was far too funny" watching me yell "Where the fuck are they?" FML

#16115344
151 comments

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On 05/10/2011 at 6:48am - misc - by Kyle (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, was my first day at a new job. I was really pleased with how much positive attention I was getting in a mainly male office. Guess whose shirt was see-through. FML

#14698327
104 comments

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On 01/24/2011 at 2:18pm - work - by oooops (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML

#14377824
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38945) - you deserved it (3917)

On 12/29/2010 at 2:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I tried on the new dress I bought for myself. I, for once, thought I looked pretty all right. I asked my dog, "How do I look?" and she threw up on my pillow. My brother can't stop laughing. FML

#13837705
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28184) - you deserved it (4578)

On 11/14/2010 at 4:42am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I realised I haven't had a date in so long that I actually seriously considered meeting someone from online, purely based on the fact he could spell properly. FML

#13822904
66 comments

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On 11/13/2010 at 1:09am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I finished painting my living room. I had to leave the house in a rush. When I got home, I found smears of paint all around and the carpet crusted with paint that had dried. My cat had rubbed up against the walls and tracked it around. FML

#12501881
152 comments

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On 08/13/2010 at 3:45pm - animals - by Spelit (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML

#12474079
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43321) - you deserved it (3308)

On 08/12/2010 at 8:02am - intimacy - by ScarredEars - United States

Today, tired of my social anxiety making me look uncool, I told everyone I was going out partying tonight. I'm actually just going to watch 'Jersey Shore' and pretend I'm with the cast. Something even more sad? I'm really excited. FML

#11838934
208 comments

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On 07/12/2010 at 10:43pm - misc - by Fefe (woman) - United States

Today, I was on my bed on top of my boyfriend when I lost my balance and fell. My father walked in the door to see what the noise was. I don't know what is more embarrassing, my father walking in, or him walking in saying "Thats an expensive bed." FML

#10706992
58 comments

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On 05/23/2010 at 3:27am - intimacy - by EmbarrassedDaughter (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went to the DMV to renew my license. When I gave the woman behind the desk my name and social security number she looked confused. She then called over her manager, who did the same thing. Getting nervous, I asked what was wrong. Apparently according to the state of Illinois I'm dead. FML

#7179468
135 comments

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On 01/06/2010 at 9:55am - misc - by driver (man) - United States (Illinois)



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