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jusgotburned
  • Town/Country : Georgia, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 June 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 58
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I went to have a breast exam. The doc told me that she would touch different parts of my breasts, and said to tell her if at any point it felt painful. As she was examining me, I was going to say that it wasn't painful, but instead I blurted out, "It feels good." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43189) - you deserved it (10436)

On 04/29/2013 at 12:51pm - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I dressed up as Batman for a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker for the same convention. FML

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On 04/13/2013 at 1:04am - misc - by ironies a b*tch - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was rear-ended by a girl barely out of her teens. I got out of my car and went to get their insurance details, only for her mother to get out and up in my face, screaming at me to, "Get back in your f*cking car and get the f*ck out of here!" I panicked and did just that. FML

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On 10/27/2011 at 9:22pm - misc - by Benjamin - Canada (British Columbia)



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