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jurnee13
  • Town/Country : Windham, Usa
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 November 1995 (17 years)
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  • Number of comments : 6
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Today, my crazy psychopath of a neighbor sent me an email with the subject, "So, about your sex life." I've been sitting here for 20 minutes staring at it because I'm too scared to open it. FML

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On 12/03/2012 at 7:53pm - intimacy - by schooyou101 - United States (Kansas)

Today, the condoms I bought a few years ago as a celebration of dumping my girlfriend due to a lack of sex, have expired. Every last one of them. FML

#17659023
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On 09/04/2011 at 3:01am - intimacy - by Gurior (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, tired of my social anxiety making me look uncool, I told everyone I was going out partying tonight. I'm actually just going to watch 'Jersey Shore' and pretend I'm with the cast. Something even more sad? I'm really excited. FML

#11838934
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On 07/12/2010 at 10:43pm - misc - by Fefe (woman) - United States

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)



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