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Today, I locked my keys in my car. I was late for work so I went to smash the side window with a big rock. The rock bounced off the window and into my face. FML

#8706906
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6998) - you deserved it (20307)

On 02/28/2010 at 12:36am - work - by chevysprint (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I bought a brand new huge leather recliner. After laying down and watching football for some time, I sit up and hear a loud shatter. My iPhone was crushed by the mechanics of the chair after it slipped out of my pocket. FML

#8080103
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18465) - you deserved it (6658)

On 02/10/2010 at 2:54am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and after 10 seconds he gave up and said "This is more tiring than I expected". FML

#7518745
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16327) - you deserved it (2393)

On 01/23/2010 at 11:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was with her. No, let me correct myself. Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was in her. FML

#4574797
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62564) - you deserved it (9512)

On 08/16/2009 at 2:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, In my science class I sit next to my friend Jill. My teacher always gets our names confused calling me Jill and her Liz. She decided to combine our names. I'm now known as Jizz. My teacher clearly has no idea what it means. FML

#2831839
282 comments

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On 06/12/2009 at 2:50pm - misc - by mcullen21 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend who has been overseas the last four months broke up with me. I sent him a care package two days ago. He'll get homemade cookies (his mom's recipe), naughty videos of me and a letter telling him how much I love him in about a week. FML

#1931106
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63061) - you deserved it (4637)

On 05/14/2009 at 2:16pm - love - by bettycrocker (woman) - United States (California)

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