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by chevysprint / 02/28/2010 at 12:36am / Canada (British Columbia) / Transportation
Today, I bought a brand new huge leather recliner. After laying down and watching football for some time, I sit up and hear a loud shatter. My iPhone was crushed by the mechanics of the chair after it slipped out of my pocket. FML
by Anonymous / 02/10/2010 at 2:54am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/23/2010 at 11:09am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/16/2009 at 2:53pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, In my science class I sit next to my friend Jill. My teacher always gets our names confused calling me Jill and her Liz. She decided to combine our names. I'm now known as Jizz. My teacher clearly has no idea what it means. FML
by mcullen21 / 06/12/2009 at 2:50pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend who has been overseas the last four months broke up with me. I sent him a care package two days ago. He'll get homemade cookies (his mom's recipe), naughty videos of me and a letter telling him how much I love him in about a week. FML
by bettycrocker / 05/14/2009 at 2:16pm / United States (California) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I asked a customer to send me via e-mail the image he wanted me to print. He said, "I don't…