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  • Town/Country : Mont-de-Marsan, France
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 October 1981 (33 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4383
  • Number of comments : 80
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About julia_lynn : American living in France with a Frenchie and two cats. Occasional foreign language teacher. Full-time wine and cheese taster.

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julia_lynn's favorite FMLs

Today, I went on a date to the zoo. I soon found out that my date had eaten several hash brownies before entering. FML

#18825467
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25591) - you deserved it (4010)

On 01/16/2012 at 3:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, after having a naked wrestle with my boyfriend, I discovered he'd left a skidmark on my stomach. FML

#18822523
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35195) - you deserved it (14298)

On 01/16/2012 at 6:09am - love - by Crashburn (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, my front house window was smashed. A note was left, saying 'I want my cat back'. I have no idea what they are talking about. FML

#18819686
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28492) - you deserved it (2082)

On 01/15/2012 at 11:17pm - misc - by James - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my girlfriend hummed the Jeopardy theme while I was trying to undo her bra. FML

#18813229
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30809) - you deserved it (24112)

On 01/15/2012 at 7:52am - intimacy - by joeshmoe - United States (Washington)

Today, I was watching TV with my boyfriend, when a World of Warcraft commercial came on. He turned to me and said, "Yeah, I'd choose the Horde over you any day." FML

#18798244
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25946) - you deserved it (4157)

On 01/13/2012 at 6:56pm - love - by Sad.To.Be.Me. (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, in preparation for proposing to my girlfriend, I borrowed one of her rings, so I could discreetly get her ring size. Not only have I now lost the ring, which turns out to be a keepsake of her dead grandmother, I still don't know her ring size. FML

#18795582
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16085) - you deserved it (41991)

On 01/13/2012 at 1:16pm - misc - by machismo - United States (Ohio)

Today, inspired by my own relationship, I encouraged my best friend to go after the guy she likes. She did, and I'm now single. FML

#18795232
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44480) - you deserved it (5307)

On 01/13/2012 at 12:17pm - love - by britt71411 - United States (Texas)

Today, a guy took me to meet his parents on a second date. I stopped answering his calls afterwards, but he's just left me a voice-mail informing me that he's in love with me. I'm scared. FML

#18793920
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26790) - you deserved it (8577)

On 01/13/2012 at 7:45am - love - by Jessch15 - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML

#18744677
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52311) - you deserved it (47748)

On 01/08/2012 at 9:36am - intimacy - by omgwhyme (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was surprised that my husband suggested we take a shower together to save water. He also suggested we should wear our bathing suits so we don't have to see each others "privates." FML

#18744255
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54125) - you deserved it (4618)

On 01/08/2012 at 7:24am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML

#18733573
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21939) - you deserved it (41841)

On 01/07/2012 at 5:27am - intimacy - by Danny - Australia

Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML

#18715469
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31286) - you deserved it (5385)

On 01/05/2012 at 11:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML

#18714264
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40481) - you deserved it (2304)

On 01/05/2012 at 6:43am - money - by cazorp (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my wife was about to take a shower, when she called me into the bathroom. She stripped me off and pulled me in with her. As I started to get into it, she sighed, "Thank god. You really needed a shower." FML

#18663523
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10223) - you deserved it (34931)

On 12/31/2011 at 12:40pm - intimacy - by mark - United States

Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML

#18661455
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55816) - you deserved it (11598)

On 12/31/2011 at 4:21am - intimacy - by nickthetank (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)



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