About julia_lynn : American living in France with a Frenchie and two cats. Occasional foreign language teacher. Full-time wine and cheese taster.
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by Anonymous / 01/16/2012 at 3:02pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by Crashburn / 01/16/2012 at 6:09am / United Kingdom (Sheffield) / Love
by James / 01/15/2012 at 11:17pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by joeshmoe / 01/15/2012 at 7:52am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by Sad.To.Be.Me. / 01/13/2012 at 6:56pm / United States (Washington) / Love
Today, in preparation for proposing to my girlfriend, I borrowed one of her rings, so I could discreetly get her ring size. Not only have I now lost the ring, which turns out to be a keepsake of her dead grandmother, I still don't know her ring size. FML
by machismo / 01/13/2012 at 1:16pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by britt71411 / 01/13/2012 at 12:17pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by Jessch15 / 01/13/2012 at 7:45am / United States (Texas) / Love
by omgwhyme / 01/08/2012 at 9:36am / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 01/08/2012 at 7:24am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML
by Danny / 01/07/2012 at 5:27am / Australia / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/05/2012 at 11:58am / United Kingdom (London) / Love
by cazorp / 01/05/2012 at 6:43am / United States (Texas) / Money
Today, my wife was about to take a shower, when she called me into the bathroom. She stripped me off and pulled me in with her. As I started to get into it, she sighed, "Thank god. You really needed a shower." FML
by mark / 12/31/2011 at 12:40pm / United States / Intimacy
by nickthetank / 12/31/2011 at 4:21am / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Intimacy
- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…
- Today, I packed my bags to the airport at 7 where my flight departs at 7:50. I had two suitcases,… Today, my boyfriend went to the ER. I ran to catch the nearest city bus. My sandal breaks. I had to… Today, during an extremely romantic moment of cuddling with my girlfriend she started to cry, turns…