About Julia_lynn
American living in France with a Frenchie and two cats. Occasional foreign language teacher. Full-time wine and cheese taster.
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Julia_lynn's favorite FMLs

Today, I got my make-up remover wipes mixed up with my sister's self-tan wipes. I am currently watching my face slowly turn orange and there is nothing I can do about it. FML

By betterthanhodor / Wednesday 3 June 2015 15:46 / United Kingdom

Today, I fainted during my sister's wedding because my dress was too tight. When I woke up, she slapped me hard across the face. Why? Because I "took all the attention away" from her. FML

By brylynn / Sunday 26 August 2012 01:58 / United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a $100 gift card for Victoria's Secret. Suspicious, I checked the receipt he'd left in the bag. Turns out he had bought it during the 2 weeks we were broken up for some other girl who rejected him, so decided to give it to me instead. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 9 April 2012 00:13 / United States - San Mateo

Today, my mother burst into tears and hysterics when she found out my fiancée and I were not "pure" for our upcoming wedding. I'm 28, she's 27, and we've lived together for four years. FML

By deflower - / Tuesday 22 January 2013 08:09 / United States - Huntington Beach

Today, my wife and I decided to try role-playing. I started cleaning the pool. waiting for her to come out and be sexy, but she never did. I'd cleaned the entire pool before going into the house to ask why she never came out. She said she tricked me into cleaning the pool. FML

By CantPublish / Thursday 12 April 2012 17:54 / United States - Modesto