About julia_lynn : American living in France with a Frenchie and two cats. Occasional foreign language teacher. Full-time wine and cheese taster.
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by BoringFucker / 02/06/2012 at 4:52pm / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Animals
Today, after a twelve week dry spell followed by an eight week one, I decided to take a bit more initiative at seducing my girlfriend. Not only was she "not in the mood" again, but she offered me Trident Layers gum instead. She apparently thought that it was a fair trade. FML
by dasnich / 02/04/2012 at 10:46pm / United States (Arkansas) / Intimacy
by me / 02/04/2012 at 2:40pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by DarkDolly / 02/04/2012 at 11:39am / France / Transportation
by mattttbob / 02/04/2012 at 5:16am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by xX_nsn_Xx / 02/03/2012 at 9:47am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/02/2012 at 3:56pm / United Kingdom (Reading) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/02/2012 at 1:07pm / India / Intimacy
by DieTrying / 02/02/2012 at 4:31am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/01/2012 at 10:01am / United States / Intimacy
by soawkward / 01/26/2012 at 2:09pm / Canada (Quebec) / Love
by sad life / 01/26/2012 at 1:23am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 01/25/2012 at 11:18pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is a Mormon, when his mother greeted me saying how happy she was her son had found himself a Mormon girlfriend. I know nothing about Mormonism, except from what I've seen on South Park, and I'm an atheist. FML
by Anonymous / 01/17/2012 at 12:05am / United States (Texas) / Love
by Lea / 01/16/2012 at 3:18pm / Denmark (Sjelland) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…
- Today my boss asked us to cut stickers when we weren't busy. I work in a call center at night and… Today, my boyfriend went to the ER. I ran to catch the nearest city bus. My sandal breaks. I had to… Today, during an extremely romantic moment of cuddling with my girlfriend she started to cry, turns…