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  • Town/Country : Mont-de-Marsan, France
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 October 1981 (34 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4850
  • Number of comments : 80
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About julia_lynn : American living in France with a Frenchie and two cats. Occasional foreign language teacher. Full-time wine and cheese taster.

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julia_lynn's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that the pool boy has been stealing from me for over a year now. The latest things that he has taken are my laptop, the cash I hide in my closet and my wife. FML

#19092869
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40817) - you deserved it (4103)

On 02/16/2012 at 11:26am - misc - by mypoolisstilldirty (man) - Australia

Today, I found out that the pool boy has been stealing from me for over a year now. The latest things that he has taken are my laptop, the cash I hide in my closet and my wife. FML

#19092869
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40817) - you deserved it (4103)

On 02/16/2012 at 11:26am - misc - by mypoolisstilldirty (man) - Australia

Today, I'm forced to eat half a package of saltine crackers in my room for dinner. I can't go downstairs to the kitchen because my two roommates are going at it on our kitchen table. FML

#19091381
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30823) - you deserved it (3653)

On 02/16/2012 at 2:13am - intimacy - by robzzz (woman) - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML

#19085877
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31962) - you deserved it (2645)

On 02/15/2012 at 2:26pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML

#19085871
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39052) - you deserved it (2810)

On 02/15/2012 at 2:26pm - misc - by sharpie2792 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I don't understand the bond between him and his stuffed goose. He's 36. FML

#19082479
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28072) - you deserved it (5582)

On 02/15/2012 at 12:18am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I received a cute letter in my locker. It was in German, so I used Google translate. Apparently, someone hopes I choke on big fat cock. FML

#19078471
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32060) - you deserved it (3364)

On 02/14/2012 at 7:35pm - intimacy - by kittens go meow - United States (Georgia)

Today, for Valentine's Day, my boyfriend gave me the half-eaten chocolate bar that I left in his fridge two weeks ago. FML

#19074036
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26722) - you deserved it (4019)

On 02/14/2012 at 1:29pm - love - by rejected4ever - United States

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

#19072659
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38398) - you deserved it (2907)

On 02/14/2012 at 9:29am - love - by Illinoisgirl - Hungary (Budapest)

Today, I walked into two things. The first was a spiderweb. The second, due to blind panic, was oncoming traffic. FML

#19072252
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25356) - you deserved it (5537)

On 02/14/2012 at 7:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he put me through so much heartache last year was because the make-up sex was awesome. FML

#19071963
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32260) - you deserved it (5019)

On 02/14/2012 at 6:25am - intimacy - by makeupsex (woman) - Canada

Today, in the midst of having sex, my boyfriend decided that, as a joke, he would pretend to be a zombie whilst going down on me. Sadly, the thought turned me so much that I came. This was the first orgasm he's ever given me in over a year of dating. FML

#19064063
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36324) - you deserved it (6738)

On 02/13/2012 at 8:37am - intimacy - by lotrgeek (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML

#19053035
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30457) - you deserved it (8194)

On 02/11/2012 at 11:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML

#19045630
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33195) - you deserved it (5413)

On 02/11/2012 at 12:57am - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

#19013163
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38157) - you deserved it (2670)

On 02/06/2012 at 8:23pm - love - by Nanabanana1 (woman) - United States



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