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About julia_lynn : Graduate student in foreign language education, specializing in French. Dating a Frenchie, who was ironically met on the interwebs when I wasn't looking. Crazy cat lady.
J'ai vécu en France pendant deux ans, mais j'ai aussi passé mal d'étés en France quand j'étais plus jeune. J'adore le français et les langues en général mais j'étais obsedée avec le français depuis que j'étais petite. Mon programme de master est vraiment difficile, mais en même temps c'est trop bien car je suis obligée de passer mes étés en France. :D Pauvre de moi !
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Today, in the midst of having sex, my boyfriend decided that, as a joke, he would pretend to be a zombie whilst going down on me. Sadly, the thought turned me so much that I came. This was the first orgasm he's ever given me in over a year of dating. FML
Today, after a twelve week dry spell followed by an eight week one, I decided to take a bit more initiative at seducing my girlfriend. Not only was she "not in the mood" again, but she offered me Trident Layers gum instead. She apparently thought that it was a fair trade. FML
Friday 18 July 2014