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About julia_lynn : American living in France with a Frenchie and two cats. Occasional foreign language teacher. Full-time wine and cheese taster.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
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Today, in the midst of having sex, my boyfriend decided that, as a joke, he would pretend to be a zombie whilst going down on me. Sadly, the thought turned me so much that I came. This was the first orgasm he's ever given me in over a year of dating. FML
Friday 12 February 2016