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  • Birth Date : Friday 30 October 1981 (32 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2625
  • Number of comments : 80
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About julia_lynn : Graduate student in foreign language education, specializing in French. Dating a Frenchie, who was ironically met on the interwebs when I wasn't looking. Crazy cat lady.

J'ai vécu en France pendant deux ans, mais j'ai aussi passé mal d'étés en France quand j'étais plus jeune. J'adore le français et les langues en général mais j'étais obsedée avec le français depuis que j'étais petite. Mon programme de master est vraiment difficile, mais en même temps c'est trop bien car je suis obligée de passer mes étés en France. :D Pauvre de moi !

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Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML

#19085871
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34688) - you deserved it (2478)

On 02/15/2012 at 2:26pm - misc - by sharpie2792 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I don't understand the bond between him and his stuffed goose. He's 36. FML

#19082479
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24242) - you deserved it (5107)

On 02/15/2012 at 12:18am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I received a cute letter in my locker. It was in German, so I used Google translate. Apparently, someone hopes I choke on big fat cock. FML

#19078471
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27859) - you deserved it (3007)

On 02/14/2012 at 7:35pm - intimacy - by kittens go meow - United States (Georgia)

Today, for Valentine's Day, my boyfriend gave me the half-eaten chocolate bar that I left in his fridge two weeks ago. FML

#19074036
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23190) - you deserved it (3711)

On 02/14/2012 at 1:29pm - love - by rejected4ever - United States

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

#19072659
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34463) - you deserved it (2621)

On 02/14/2012 at 9:29am - love - by Illinoisgirl - Hungary (Budapest)

Today, I walked into two things. The first was a spiderweb. The second, due to blind panic, was oncoming traffic. FML

#19072252
79 comments

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On 02/14/2012 at 7:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he put me through so much heartache last year was because the make-up sex was awesome. FML

#19071963
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28194) - you deserved it (4607)

On 02/14/2012 at 6:25am - intimacy - by makeupsex (woman) - Canada

Today, in the midst of having sex, my boyfriend decided that, as a joke, he would pretend to be a zombie whilst going down on me. Sadly, the thought turned me so much that I came. This was the first orgasm he's ever given me in over a year of dating. FML

#19064063
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31988) - you deserved it (6160)

On 02/13/2012 at 8:37am - intimacy - by lotrgeek (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML

#19053035
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26531) - you deserved it (7616)

On 02/11/2012 at 11:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML

#19045630
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29174) - you deserved it (4950)

On 02/11/2012 at 12:57am - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

#19013163
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34084) - you deserved it (2382)

On 02/06/2012 at 8:23pm - love - by Nanabanana1 (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend openly mocked me, calling me an idiot for thinking seahorses are real. She insists that they're like unicorns, and only exist in fiction. FML

#19011478
358 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36390) - you deserved it (4230)

On 02/06/2012 at 4:52pm - animals - by BoringFucker (man) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, after a twelve week dry spell followed by an eight week one, I decided to take a bit more initiative at seducing my girlfriend. Not only was she "not in the mood" again, but she offered me Trident Layers gum instead. She apparently thought that it was a fair trade. FML

#18996569
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24256) - you deserved it (4651)

On 02/04/2012 at 10:46pm - intimacy - by dasnich (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my husband and I worked together on a very difficult yard project. Afterwards, I thanked him and offered him a special treat. He was disappointed to find I meant sex, not cookies. FML

#18992832
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30352) - you deserved it (5221)

On 02/04/2012 at 2:40pm - intimacy - by me - United States (Texas)

Today, at around 2am, I was walking through a parking lot to my car when a man walking behind me told me not to be scared. I turned around to tell him there was no problem. He was naked. FML

#18991669
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31348) - you deserved it (2748) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/04/2012 at 11:39am - misc - by DarkDolly - France



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