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  • Birth Date : Friday 30 October 1981 (33 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3846
  • Number of comments : 80
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About julia_lynn : American living in France with a Frenchie and two cats. Occasional foreign language teacher. Full-time wine and cheese taster.

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Today , I fought back with words against a bully. He cried , an I got detention. mega FML

#19085871
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36043) - you deserved it (2571)

On 02/15/2012 at 2:26pm - misc - by sharpie2792 - United States

yesterday mah boyfriend broke up with me cuz I don't understand the bond between him and his stuffed goose. He's 36. FML

#19082479
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24474) - you deserved it (5120)

On 02/15/2012 at 12:18am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I received a cute letter in locker. It was in German, so I used Google translate. Apparently, someone hopes I choke on big fat cock. FML

#19078471
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28427) - you deserved it (3053)

On 02/14/2012 at 7:35pm - intimacy - by kittens go meow - United States (Georgia)

yesterday fir Valentine's Day, my boyfriend gave me the half-eaten chocolate bar that I left in his fridge two weeks ago. FML

#19074036
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23667) - you deserved it (3747)

On 02/14/2012 at 1:29pm - love - by rejected4ever - United States

Today , my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. fat FML

#19072659
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35839) - you deserved it (2715)

On 02/14/2012 at 9:29am - love - by Illinoisgirl - Hungary (Budapest)

Today , I walked into two things. The first was a spiderweb. The second , due to blind panic , was oncoming traffic. mega FML

#19072252
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21907) - you deserved it (4982)

On 02/14/2012 at 7:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Taday mah boyfriend told me that the only reason he putted me through so much heretache last year was because the make-up sex was awesome. FML

#19071963
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28478) - you deserved it (4632)

On 02/14/2012 at 6:25am - intimacy - by makeupsex (woman) - Canada

Today... in the midst of having sex... boyfriend decided looool that... as a joke... he would pretend to be a zombiehilst going down on me. Sadly... the thought turned me so much that I came. This was the first orgasm he's ever given me in over a year of dating. FML

#19064063
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33770) - you deserved it (6400)

On 02/13/2012 at 8:37am - intimacy - by lotrgeek (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today I was giving mah boyfriend head. Soon I noticd he was being very quiet. When I lookd up he was in a deep sleep.

#19053035
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26785) - you deserved it (7643)

On 02/11/2012 at 11:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, boyfriend an I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML

#19045630
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30905) - you deserved it (5160)

On 02/11/2012 at 12:57am - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Taday I was dumpd. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheatd on me with. FML

#19013163
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35980) - you deserved it (2516)

On 02/06/2012 at 8:23pm - love - by Nanabanana1 (woman) - United States

Today, mah girlfriend openly mocked me, calling me an idiot for thinking seahorse are real. She insist that they're like unicorns, and only exist in fiction. mega FML

#19011478
360 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37176) - you deserved it (4298)

On 02/06/2012 at 4:52pm - animals - by BoringFucker (man) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, after a twelve week dry spell followed by an eight week one, I decided to take a bit more initiative at seducing my grlfriend. Not only was she "not in the mood" again, but she offered me Trident Layers gum instead. She apparently thought that it was a fair trade. fat FML

#18996569
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25469) - you deserved it (4821)

On 02/04/2012 at 10:46pm - intimacy - by dasnich (man) - United States (Arkansas)

TODAY, MY HUSBAND AND I WORKED TOGETHER ON A VERY DIFFICULT YARD PROJECT. AFTERWARDS, I THANKED HIM AND OFFERED HIM A SPECIAL TREAT. HE WAS DISAPPOINTED TO FIND I MEANT SEX, NOT COOKIES. FML

#18992832
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30639) - you deserved it (5249)

On 02/04/2012 at 2:40pm - intimacy - by me - United States (Texas)

Today, at around 2am, I was walking through a parking lot to my carhen a man walking behind me told me not to be scared!! I turned around to tell him there was no problem!! He was naked!!

#18991669
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31628) - you deserved it (2759) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/04/2012 at 11:39am - misc - by DarkDolly - France



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