About julia_lynn : American living in France with a Frenchie and two cats. Occasional foreign language teacher. Full-time wine and cheese taster.
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by nazooer / 03/21/2012 at 9:50pm / United States / Health
by justwow / 03/21/2012 at 7:58pm / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy
by J Rush / 03/21/2012 at 7:46am / United Kingdom (Powys) / Health
Today, after a year of coaxing, I got my boyfriend of 18 months to agree to have sex with me. He decided his first course of action was to try to shove his flaccid penis into my unlubricated vagina. FML
by ReallyBro / 03/21/2012 at 3:27am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/21/2012 at 12:50am / Canada / Health
by George Saunders / 03/21/2012 at 12:06am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Kids
by Alyssa / 03/20/2012 at 9:33pm / Canada (Ontario) / Money
Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML
by Niles / 03/20/2012 at 1:46pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by notsober / 03/20/2012 at 1:49am / United States / Love
Today, I went to see a dinosaur exhibition with my mum. We walked around and saw a huge dinosaur, made of plastic and rubber. She was very disappointed, saying that she thought there would be real live dinosaurs for us to see. FML
by bibi / 03/19/2012 at 7:43pm / Slovenia (Bohinj) / Animals
by Anonymous / 03/18/2012 at 8:49pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by JeffeeBojangles / 02/28/2012 at 7:46am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by whattabrat / 02/26/2012 at 12:16am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Anonymous / 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by desperate905 / 02/21/2012 at 3:10am / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Intimacy
- Today, I took a picture of my boobs and sent it to my boyfriend, only to realize after I hit "send"… Today, it's been about a week since my boyfriend started his new medication, which has essentially… Today, in the small hours of the morning, my roommate's boyfriend kicked his foot through the thin…
- Today, I’m in China, and I took my Golden Retriever to the groomer’s to get him cleaned up, because… Today, my mom had to go to one of her relatives’ funeral. She came to borrow a black scarf from me,… Today, I’m a French teacher in Ukraine, and in class we were debating gun legislation. In order to…