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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 October 1981 (33 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2956
  • Number of comments : 80
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About julia_lynn : American living in France with a Frenchie and two cats. Occasional foreign language teacher. Full-time wine and cheese taster.

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julia_lynn's favorite FMLs

Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML

#19318409
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29179) - you deserved it (19074)

On 03/21/2012 at 12:50am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, I accused my son of faking being sick. He then blew chunks all over me. FML

#19318105
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6224) - you deserved it (46265)

On 03/21/2012 at 12:06am - kids - by George Saunders - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I paid $50 on a haircut. Halfway through, I realized the hair dresser was drunk. FML

#19316785
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24085) - you deserved it (4482)

On 03/20/2012 at 9:33pm - money - by Alyssa - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML

#19313948
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24985) - you deserved it (2395)

On 03/20/2012 at 1:46pm - misc - by Niles (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. About 2 hours later, he got to hold my hair while I puked, also for the first time. FML

#19312067
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20032) - you deserved it (6181)

On 03/20/2012 at 1:49am - love - by notsober - United States

Today, I went to see a dinosaur exhibition with my mum. We walked around and saw a huge dinosaur, made of plastic and rubber. She was very disappointed, saying that she thought there would be real live dinosaurs for us to see. FML

#19309330
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26376) - you deserved it (2264)

On 03/19/2012 at 7:43pm - animals - by bibi (woman) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having dinner with my family. He killed a bug and ate it. FML

#19303297
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23627) - you deserved it (3566)

On 03/18/2012 at 8:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML

#19180967
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27881) - you deserved it (2173)

On 02/28/2012 at 7:46am - animals - by JeffeeBojangles - United States (Texas)

Today, I was babysitting. Everything was going well until the kid called 911 on me for making him eat his vegetables. FML

#19164733
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30398) - you deserved it (2851)

On 02/26/2012 at 12:16am - kids - by whattabrat - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend said I could only take her virginity while I have a flaccid penis, so I won't hurt her. I get hard from just staring at her covered ass. FML

#19131405
407 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38163) - you deserved it (5627)

On 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I set my alarm half-an-hour earlier so I could masturbate. That's how horny and single I am. FML

#19129332
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20897) - you deserved it (24642)

On 02/21/2012 at 3:10am - intimacy - by desperate905 - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I found out that the pool boy has been stealing from me for over a year now. The latest things that he has taken are my laptop, the cash I hide in my closet and my wife. FML

#19092869
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36838) - you deserved it (3752)

On 02/16/2012 at 11:26am - misc - by mypoolisstilldirty (man) - Australia

Today, I found out that the pool boy has been stealing from me for over a year now. The latest things that he has taken are my laptop, the cash I hide in my closet and my wife. FML

#19092869
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36838) - you deserved it (3752)

On 02/16/2012 at 11:26am - misc - by mypoolisstilldirty (man) - Australia

Today, I'm forced to eat half a package of saltine crackers in my room for dinner. I can't go downstairs to the kitchen because my two roommates are going at it on our kitchen table. FML

#19091381
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27136) - you deserved it (3299)

On 02/16/2012 at 2:13am - intimacy - by robzzz (woman) - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML

#19085877
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28265) - you deserved it (2354)

On 02/15/2012 at 2:26pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)



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