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About julia_lynn : Graduate student in foreign language education, specializing in French. Dating a Frenchie, who was ironically met on the interwebs when I wasn't looking. Crazy cat lady.
J'ai vécu en France pendant deux ans, mais j'ai aussi passé mal d'étés en France quand j'étais plus jeune. J'adore le français et les langues en général mais j'étais obsedée avec le français depuis que j'étais petite. Mon programme de master est vraiment difficile, mais en même temps c'est trop bien car je suis obligée de passer mes étés en France. :D Pauvre de moi !
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Today, my boyfriend gave me a $100 gift card for Victoria's Secret. Suspicious, I checked the receipt he'd left in the bag. Turns out he had bought it during the 2 weeks we were broken up for some other girl who rejected him, so decided to give it to me instead. FML
Today, I was cleaning the windows at work and a guy walked in so I opened the door for him. After I opened the door, he stood there with his eyes closed and his arms open. I thought he wanted a hug so I hugged him. Apparently he wanted me to spray him with Windex. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when his sister knocked on the door and asked if she could borrow the zombie movie we were watching after we were done with it. We weren't watching a movie; I was just moaning. FML
Tuesday 22 July 2014