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  • Birth Date : Friday 30 October 1981 (32 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2617
  • Number of comments : 80
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About julia_lynn : Graduate student in foreign language education, specializing in French. Dating a Frenchie, who was ironically met on the interwebs when I wasn't looking. Crazy cat lady.

J'ai vécu en France pendant deux ans, mais j'ai aussi passé mal d'étés en France quand j'étais plus jeune. J'adore le français et les langues en général mais j'étais obsedée avec le français depuis que j'étais petite. Mon programme de master est vraiment difficile, mais en même temps c'est trop bien car je suis obligée de passer mes étés en France. :D Pauvre de moi !

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julia_lynn's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend gave me a $100 gift card for Victoria's Secret. Suspicious, I checked the receipt he'd left in the bag. Turns out he had bought it during the 2 weeks we were broken up for some other girl who rejected him, so decided to give it to me instead. FML

#19432240
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23628) - you deserved it (6270)

On 04/08/2012 at 8:13pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, during an Easter egg hunt, I found divorce papers. FML

#19428226
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34365) - you deserved it (2346)

On 04/08/2012 at 5:16am - love - by claudio117 - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my ex-husband officially became my step dad. FML

#19421919
384 comments

I agree, your life sucks (85970) - you deserved it (4240)

On 04/07/2012 at 4:20am - love - by ladylarni - Australia

Today, things were getting heated between me and the guy I like, and we were about to have sex. I told him to turn the TV off so we can get started. His response? "But I like this show." FML

#19421733
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24953) - you deserved it (5244)

On 04/07/2012 at 3:04am - intimacy - by Judy69 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I realized my daughter has been in longer relationships than I have. FML

#19420745
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12706) - you deserved it (18954)

On 04/06/2012 at 11:41pm - love - by Amber C - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were in bed. She slipped her hand under the duvet, and I got all excited thinking she was going to give me a hand job. She was actually pulling out her wedgie. FML

#19416403
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20980) - you deserved it (9058)

On 04/06/2012 at 7:10am - intimacy - by TJ - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, during sex, my boyfriend stops and asks if he can eat a sandwich while we do it. FML

#19414574
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26520) - you deserved it (4284)

On 04/05/2012 at 10:11pm - intimacy - by Krissy (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML

#19414081
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22460) - you deserved it (4477)

On 04/05/2012 at 8:41pm - health - by TwiceDaily,Kids (man) - United States

Today, I realized my Internet addiction had gone too far when I tried to Google what was in my freezer. FML

#19413204
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5885) - you deserved it (23795)

On 04/05/2012 at 5:53pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing, except for the fact that it's apparently taken her two months just to take this one. I have to live with her for another year. FML

#19411830
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20586) - you deserved it (1712)

On 04/05/2012 at 12:18pm - misc - by I hate nasty people - United States (Indiana)

Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML

#19411591
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22287) - you deserved it (3855)

On 04/05/2012 at 11:07am - animals - by tessamarque - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is afraid of female orgasms. Right as I was about to climax, he panicked, pulled out, and ran into the bathroom. FML

#19410577
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36255) - you deserved it (2990)

On 04/05/2012 at 2:47am - intimacy - by displeased - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went to my Christian accountability partner from church to talk about continuing to maintain Christian values. We had sex. Oh, the irony. FML

#19409993
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8750) - you deserved it (37002)

On 04/05/2012 at 12:17am - intimacy - by Badchristian (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was cleaning the windows at work and a guy walked in so I opened the door for him. After I opened the door, he stood there with his eyes closed and his arms open. I thought he wanted a hug so I hugged him. Apparently he wanted me to spray him with Windex. FML

#19409952
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20042) - you deserved it (2880)

On 04/05/2012 at 12:13am - work - by Kait - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when his sister knocked on the door and asked if she could borrow the zombie movie we were watching after we were done with it. We weren't watching a movie; I was just moaning. FML

#19406628
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12553) - you deserved it (29509)

On 04/04/2012 at 1:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)



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