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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 January 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1379
  • Number of comments : 179
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About joooeee : I go on this when I'm supposed to be doing homework. I'm basically super awesome at everything, Aka soccer. Haterz gon hate.

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joooeee's favorite FMLs

Today, after 14 rice-filled days in China, I came back home. What's for lunch? Rice. FML

#17120359
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29389) - you deserved it (9347)

On 07/15/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by panos016 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my father and brother attempting to harmonize their farts. FML

#17109341
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31178) - you deserved it (5264)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:09pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I moved into my new apartment. My neighbor is apparently crazy and thinks I'm trying to 'steal' her husband. She watches me and is super paranoid. I have a two year lease. FML

#17078615
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31102) - you deserved it (2954)

On 07/12/2011 at 9:34am - misc - by Ghettogirl4life - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was woken up by my step brother trying to put his tongue in my mouth. FML

#17015904
355 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65367) - you deserved it (5206)

On 07/07/2011 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by lizownsvirgy - United States (California)

Today, while on my break at work, my workmates convinced me to perform my "Indian accent" piece. Everyone laughed while I was doing it. Everyone, that is, but my Indian boss. FML

#14507132
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7718) - you deserved it (35524)

On 01/08/2011 at 10:15am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I asked my boyfriend if my ass looked big in my new jeans. He looked, and then started singing "I like big butts and I cannot lie". FML

Today, I got very drunk after being fired from my job. In my depressed, intoxicated state, I posted my facebook status as 'Goodbye world'. The only response was from my dad saying 'cya'. His comment got 29 likes. FML

#13560342
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40557) - you deserved it (12211)

On 10/23/2010 at 9:15am - misc - by drunkfacebookuser (woman) - Australia (Queensland)



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