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  • Number of visits : 512
  • Number of comments : 54
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About jokesta187 : I'm 23. Male. Favorite quote, "The joke is in your hands."
Peter Griffin is my hero.
On phone.. So yeah.

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jokesta187's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked into the room naked while my wife was on the computer to surprise her. She smiled, put down her laptop and left for the bathroom so I started jerking it in anticipation. It was really feeling good until my wife's best friend, who was on Skype, started giggling. FML

#20550602
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49340) - you deserved it (22045)

On 03/19/2013 at 8:31am - intimacy - by fredo (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was stuck in the bathroom yelling for someone to get me toilet paper. My grandpa slips a small leaf under the door and says, "This is what I used in my day." FML

#20140057
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25200) - you deserved it (4327)

On 10/30/2012 at 10:27am - misc - by Obi1Shinobi - United States

Today, at work as an EMT, I was telling a panicked patient that I would be taking her vital signs. I inadvertently said that I would be taking her vital organs. FML

#20137874
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18713) - you deserved it (3629)

On 10/28/2012 at 11:10pm - work - by Medic - United States (Washington)

Today, I got lost at Best Buy. Meanwhile, my mom freaked out, and they called out my name over the intercom. When I walked up to the desk and they saw I was 17, the employees burst out laughing. FML

#20098355
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20909) - you deserved it (3856)

On 10/02/2012 at 1:37pm - misc - by Anna - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was taking a walk when I noticed an elderly man on the ground, unmoving. Being a registered nurse, I tried to give him CPR. As my lips touched his, he hacked a loogie and spat it into the back of my throat. I swallowed. FML

#19991658
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34854) - you deserved it (5206)

On 07/29/2012 at 11:24pm - misc - by guy - United States (Ohio)

Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML

#19793582
407 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40550) - you deserved it (4323)

On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. Let's just say pubes and toilet paper residue were the least of my problems. FML

#19330918
325 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49733) - you deserved it (4862)

On 03/23/2012 at 1:55am - intimacy - by mrricecakes (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, someone started an event on Facebook for tomorrow called Kick A Ginger Day. Over 300 people are attending. There are only two redheads in my school, and I'm one of them. FML

#15078337
437 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44553) - you deserved it (8767)

On 02/22/2011 at 1:30pm - misc - by Someone (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We are both virgins. After we kissed and I took down my pants, she screamed and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML

#14604817
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46725) - you deserved it (6636)

On 01/16/2011 at 8:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML

#14481940
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25783) - you deserved it (5771)

On 01/06/2011 at 1:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, the elevator got stuck in between floor 4 and 5 at my doctors office. I had been having violent diarrhea. It was the reason I was at the doctor. Elevator was stuck for 35 minutes. During that time, I diarrhea'd in my pants twice. There were seven other people in the elevator. FML

#14187537
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (100110) - you deserved it (5450)

On 12/13/2010 at 4:16am - health - by Christopher - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I finally got intimate with my girlfriend, the girl of my dreams. I undressed and, ready to step in bed with her, I see her staring at 'it'. Which was quickly followed by laughter. FML

#5895637
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26106) - you deserved it (3351)

On 10/19/2009 at 1:02pm - intimacy - by Geez (man) - Netherlands (Utrecht)



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