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Today, talking to my boyfriend about each others families, we noticed we both had an aunt with the same name. After a while of trying to figure things out, we decide to call her. Turns out that we are long distance cousins. FML

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On 10/23/2010 at 2:07am - love - by Oriianna Raiinbow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got into my car and realised that my CDs were no longer in my glove box. According to the police, the random key code for my car type has been cracked, and thieves can now let themselves in whenever they want. The manufacturer says they can't do anything about it. FML

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159 comments

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On 09/22/2010 at 5:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, after being with my boyfriend for seven years, he finally proposed. To another woman. FML

#12964178
146 comments

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On 09/08/2010 at 3:46pm - love - by onthemarket (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my parents switched phone companies, which changed the phone number. Two days ago, I dropped off over 15 job applications with my 'old' number on all of them. There is a waiting period before I can reapply anywhere. FML

#12221495
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On 07/31/2010 at 3:35am - work - by telefucked (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759
199 comments

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On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML

#10870202
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On 05/30/2010 at 8:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to be a stripper when she grew up, just like daddy's girlfriend. We're still married. FML

#8300891
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On 02/15/2010 at 1:58pm - love - by ShayisPay101 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up and had a voicemail from my boyfriend. I just thought nothing of it because it was a pocket dial. I decided to listen to it carefully and realized it was him having sex with another girl. FML

#7904015
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On 02/05/2010 at 11:29am - intimacy - by donkeyd - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to the store to get Valentine's Day gifts to decorate my boyfriend's and my new apartment. He was there shopping with his wife. FML

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On 02/03/2010 at 1:47pm - love - by fantastic - Sent from mobile version

Today, my parents had a huge fight because my mom found out my dad was cheating on her. They screamed for half an hour. Right in the middle of my wedding. FML

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On 01/24/2010 at 8:02pm - love - by weddingbells (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my brother and his friend ambushed me, tied me to a chair, and put a sock in my mouth. My mom found me 10 minutes later, took the sock out, and asked, "Why are you tied to a chair?" I told her what happened. She looked at me, laughed, stuffed the sock back in my mouth, and left. FML

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On 01/13/2010 at 2:36pm - misc - by boundandgagged (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I came home from a new years party wearing a shower curtain and nothing else. FML

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On 01/01/2010 at 9:13am - misc - by NotANaturist (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, I was feeling proud of myself because I finally quit World Of Warcraft. I later found out about the gift my dad's family gave me. It was a 12-month subscription to World Of Warcraft. FML

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On 12/26/2009 at 6:46pm - misc - by thatguy (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I woke up to see that I had two black eyes from a cheerleading stunt gone wrong yesterday. I decided to curl my hair to distract from them. While curling my hair I accidentally burned my cheek. I now have two black eyes and a huge burn on my cheek. My extended family is coming tomorrow. FML

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On 12/24/2009 at 6:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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