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Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML

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On 05/03/2011 at 12:32pm - love - by moetplease - Singapore

Today, I realized that the cashier at the liquor store and I are already on a first-name basis. I just moved to this town a week ago. FML

#16014326
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On 05/02/2011 at 12:46am - misc - by alchy (woman) - United States

Today, I awoke to make-up all over my face and nail polish on my hands and feet because my daughter wanted "daddy to look pretty." I have a job interview in an hour and none of it is coming off. FML

#15949821
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On 04/27/2011 at 3:16pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I accidentally pocket dialed my sister while I was masturbating. FML

#15791690
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On 04/15/2011 at 1:34am - intimacy - by fmyhabit - United States (Utah)

Today, I bumped into an old school friend. I'd heard she was pregnant so the first thing I did was congratulate her. Not only was she not pregnant, but the reason she managed to get so fat was because of comfort eating due to her miscarriage last month. FML

#15775724
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On 04/13/2011 at 9:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I bumped into an old school friend. I'd heard she was pregnant so the first thing I did was congratulate her. Not only was she not pregnant, but the reason she managed to get so fat was because of comfort eating due to her miscarriage last month. FML

#15775724
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On 04/13/2011 at 9:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML

#15706061
159 comments

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On 04/09/2011 at 7:40am - misc - by Tweety (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. We're currently sharing a room on a cruise ship. FML

#15589378
122 comments

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On 04/01/2011 at 1:35pm - love - by gRRRrr (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I annoyed my friend by texting him 'meow' over and over at random times of the day because when he's drunk he meows in his sleep. Apparently a great way to get back at me was to tell my parents I wasn't a virgin and that I got high on Wednesday. He had pictures to prove it for both. FML

#15442777
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On 03/23/2011 at 12:40am - intimacy - by Fcuked (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by way of making me an account on an online dating site. He then emailed me the account information and left. FML

#15308003
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On 03/14/2011 at 1:22pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, while shopping in the baby department at a local department store, a woman approached me asking when I was due. I told her that I was due in 4 months. I lied. I'm not pregnant. FML

#14945395
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On 02/12/2011 at 2:50am - misc - by Liar Liar - United States

Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML

#14770555
135 comments

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On 01/30/2011 at 4:24am - misc - by terrible kenny - United States (New York)

Today, my 14 year old son got suspended and I had to pay for the damage after he sprayed "FUCK THE POLICE" on the back wall of his school. I'm a policeman. FML

#14741730
202 comments

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On 01/28/2011 at 9:25am - kids - by duckthehack (man) - Poland (Wielkopolskie)

Today, I found out that my parents didn't come to my wedding not because they couldn't make it, but rather that my younger brother didn't want to go. FML

#14365094
59 comments

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On 12/28/2010 at 1:54am - misc - by SharpeOne -

Today, I had to go to the bathroom. I was in a rush, so I went into the boys bathroom. I then had diarrhea. The entire basketball team was waiting for me outside the stall. They did a slow clap for me. FML

#14277581
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On 12/20/2010 at 9:31pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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