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Today, I went outside for a cigarette since I don't like smoking in the house. When I was done, I stomped it out. I wasn't wearing shoes. FML

#18291679
220 comments

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On 11/19/2011 at 7:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I have two black eyes. The first one I got from the girl whose ass I mistakenly grabbed at a party last night. The other one I got from my girlfriend when I explained the first one. FML

#18240312
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12790) - you deserved it (21716)

On 11/13/2011 at 7:11pm - misc - by ThatHurts (man) - Canada

Today, at my mom's wedding, I tripped as I was walking down the aisle. I was holding the train of her dress. It ripped. FML

#18057412
64 comments

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On 10/23/2011 at 7:58pm - misc - by TitMunch - United States (Maryland)

Today, my eleven year old sister came in, and bitched to me and my boyfriend about how she was going to tell my mom about the used condom she found. My boyfriend punched her in the face. FML

#18022495
160 comments

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On 10/19/2011 at 10:37am - intimacy - by lolilovemyboyfriend (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. His response was, "Thank god, finally." FML

#17757165
76 comments

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On 09/16/2011 at 10:10am - love - by Cora - United States

Today, I learned that I'm allergic to hornets. I also learned that when your mom sprays a hornets' nest, and they come after you, that jumping in the pool doesn't help. They hover and wait for you to surface. FML

#17248199
126 comments

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On 07/25/2011 at 12:14am - health - by sisi9999 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my girlfriend's overprotective parents decided that I'm a bad influence on their daughter. I'm a straight A engineering student who openly speaks out against drugs, alcohol, and discrimination. Their reason? Someone told them I dyed my hair black. They think I'm a "closet Nazi". FML

#17197650
69 comments

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On 07/21/2011 at 12:10am - love - by rbeast (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I slipped and fell in mud while running from the car to inside to avoid getting wet in a torrential downpour. I was running from the limo, in my wedding dress, to the church for my wedding. FML

#17184775
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On 07/20/2011 at 12:26am - love - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, at my anniversary party and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML

#17163973
134 comments

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On 07/18/2011 at 2:23pm - love - by Daria_Weiner (woman) - Russian Federation (Moscow City)

Today, I began to walk across the street when I saw a very familiar old lady struggle across it. I walked over to help her, and only after she had blown her rape whistle and socked me in the nuts did she realize I was her grandson. FML

#16919201
141 comments

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On 06/30/2011 at 4:18am - misc - by John - United States

Today, I sent my romantic interest a sexy text about a dream I had about a "sex gameshow." I sent it by replying to the last text sent. I'm now responsible for traumatizing my 12 year old niece who could only reply, "Like Jeopardy?" FML

#16842955
163 comments

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On 06/25/2011 at 12:32am - intimacy - by PandaMantis (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was on a flight home. I wasn't going to arrive until midnight, so I was offered an earlier flight that got back at ten. I got to baggage claims and it turned out they lost my bag. I sat there for 2 hours. The people on my original flight left for home before I did. FML

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46 comments

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On 06/18/2011 at 7:54pm - misc - by me - United States (Colorado)

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

#16450721
163 comments

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On 06/01/2011 at 12:05pm - work - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom

Today, the elevator in my apartment building broke down. I live on the 30th floor and am still climbing the stairs. FML

#16447719
122 comments

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On 06/01/2011 at 4:09am - misc - by Username - Singapore

Today, I went to a friend's wedding. While I was holding my four year old son, he managed to unclip the back of my dress and give the whole church a show. FML

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106 comments

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On 05/24/2011 at 9:34pm - kids - by OhDear (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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