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jinbells
  • Town/Country : Kankakee, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 August 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 469
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About jinbells : Those who don't know me say I don't talk a lot and those that really know me wish I would shut my mouth. My favorite colors are black and red. I am an extreme insomniac and I avoid stairs first thing in the morning since I fall down them a lot when I'm tired. I live with my Gma since my momma died when I was 13, I'm random, I'm hyperactive, and I think Edgar Allen Poe is amazing. I'm madly in love with my boyfriend

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Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, "Your nuts!" She meant, "YOU'RE nuts." I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30529) - you deserved it (70581)

On 04/08/2009 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by blizzard_of_77 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my friends and I were drinking boba. On the side of the cup it said "Please drink carefully to avoid choking on the Boba". I started to laugh at the ridiculousness of the label, and choked on the boba in a coughing fit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9694) - you deserved it (51963)

On 03/13/2009 at 12:24am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boss forgot her meeting with an official from the military base and called to ask me to handle it. The very cute Marine showed up that afternoon and we talked for an hour. After he left, I realized I had forgotten about the paper mustache I taped to my face for fun that morning. FML

#285039 (139)

I agree, your life sucks (12077) - you deserved it (54929)

On 03/12/2009 at 4:04pm - misc - by Jaeda (woman) - United States (Washington)



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