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jies
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 June 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 526
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About jies : I just sign in to fml, when I'm bored, and read peoples messed up lives. I've thought about posting FMLs, but they most likely will not get published. So what's the point? I comment a lot on posts, because some are obviously fake, and some are so messed up.

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Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he tried to put his hand inside my pants. I didn't want it to be that easy so I denied, but he insisted a lot and I finally let him. He started to sing "We Are The Champions." FML

#7020893
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7226) - you deserved it (15585)

On 12/29/2009 at 8:29pm - intimacy - by queen (woman) - Brazil (Minas Gerais)

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend. Things got a little hot and I started to pull up my shirt. She screamed and told me to stop because the innocence of her stuffed animals was at stake. We are 18, and she was dead serious. FML

#6933705
63 comments

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On 12/25/2009 at 2:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was taking a bubble bath, and had my iPod touch on the side of my bathtub so I could listen to my music. My dog walked up to the side of the tub, looked me in the eye, and nudged my iPod into the water. FML

#5789992
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11219) - you deserved it (48760)

On 10/12/2009 at 1:36am - animals - by bubbles (woman) - United States

Today, I was sitting beside this cute guy on a bench. Suddenly, he goes, "I know we don't know each other very well, but would you like to have dinner on Saturday?" I turn to him with a goofy smile, and exclaim "I'D LOVE TO!" He gives me a weird look, turns his head and points to his Bluetooth. FML

#194587
115 comments

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On 03/03/2009 at 10:38am - misc - by asdfasdf - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was baking cookies. When I took the tray out of the oven I closed the door, but it bounced back open and hit me in the back of the knees. That caused me to sit down on the hot oven door. I was just wearing my short bathrobe and no underwear. I really burned my ass and um...stuff. FML

#168503
115 comments

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On 03/01/2009 at 3:45am - health - by Monty (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was walking my son to school. After yelling at him for not looking where he's walking, I grabbed his hand and pulled him closer to me. Not paying attention, I walked him right into a light pole. FML

#20511
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I agree, your life sucks (6060) - you deserved it (45720)

On 02/10/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by EOJ (man) - United States (Michigan)



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