About Jies
I just sign in to fml, when I'm bored, and read peoples messed up lives. I've thought about posting FMLs, but they most likely will not get published. So what's the point? I comment a lot on posts, because some are obviously fake, and some are so messed up.
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Jies's favorite FMLs
By EOJ - / Tuesday 10 February 2009 17:07 / United States
By Anonymous - / Friday 25 December 2009 07:09 / United States

Today, I found out that my dad hides his Viagra from my mom by keeping it in an Aspirin container. Now I have a terrible headache and a boner. FML

By sickkid - / Monday 23 November 2009 18:05 / United States
By bubbles - / Monday 12 October 2009 05:36 / United States

Today, I went to my Homecoming dance. I had a great time until some fat girl kept trying to dance with my date, even though he politely asked her to stop. I decided to intervene. I found myself pinned to the floor by a fat girl crushing on my date, who was cheering her on as she tackled me. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 4 October 2009 04:06 / United States