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jewelz1012
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  • Birth Date : Saturday 2 September 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 441
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About jewelz1012 : I like hanging with my friends
I love going to football and baseball games
And if we're being honest here I enjoy sick humor; isn't that why we're all on fml!?!
My nicknames: Trouble and Jewelz

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Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

#14097
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I agree, your life sucks (494046) - you deserved it (44135)

On 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm - misc - by bittersweet - United States (New York)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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On 02/06/2009 at 10:29am - intimacy - by caroline (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21268) - you deserved it (1682)

On 11/21/2008 at 7:53am - misc - by Kourou - Sent from mobile version



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