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  • Birth Date : Saturday 2 September 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2135
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About jewelz1012 : I like hanging with my friends
I love going to football and baseball games
And if we're being honest here I enjoy sick humor; isn't that why we're all on fml!?!
My nicknames: Trouble and Jewelz

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Today, I movd back to my home town. My best friend and I had arrangd to rent a house together that we both likd. I finishd my last day at work and made the three-hour drive, only 4 her to break down and tell me that she isn't "ready" to move out of her parents basement. She's 25. FML

#20540831
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31539) - you deserved it (2556)

On 03/12/2013 at 2:35pm - misc - by Hopelesshomeless (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, trying to be nice, I sat with the lonely kid at lunch. While eating, he started laughing an showed me his hit list. I was at the top. FML

#20524308
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33656) - you deserved it (5280)

On 02/27/2013 at 11:43am - misc - by dangerZone - United States (Georgia)

Today, I dacidd to surprisa ma boyfriand by quiatly undrassing and snaaking into ta batroom to join im in ta sowar . Ha was bant ovar taking a dump, pusing is turd down ta plugola . FML

#20524189
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38026) - you deserved it (6065)

On 02/27/2013 at 8:49am - misc - by anony (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today , college started an internet "confessions" looool page. Out of curiosity I checked it out , only to fine that it's full of some of the most disturbing stuff I've ever read. My schoolmates are either filthy as fuck or they are all pathological liars. Wonderful. mega FML

#20524030
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33240) - you deserved it (4660)

On 02/27/2013 at 2:17am - intimacy - by panicelement (man) - United States (Colorado)

Yesterday, looool I was trying to be sexy and cange in front of ma boyfriend. As I was canging, e started to talk to me about ow we sould bot try and lose wiegt. FML

#20523139
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33475) - you deserved it (7313)

On 02/26/2013 at 3:26pm - love - by pooh anne (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

today I gave birth to my daughter in a hospital corridor . The nurseho took me to my room afterward trid to comfort me by saying there've been worse incidents; she said that two years ago, a lady gave birth in the parking lot . That was me too . big fat FML

#20521872
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57055) - you deserved it (4603) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/25/2013 at 2:47pm - health - by laprochainefoisjerestealamaison (woman) - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)

Taday I was babysitting , and I had to pee really , really badly. I couldn't figure out how to get the stupid toilet lock off , and ended up pissing myself. As I stood in the bathroom in teres , thier child screamed , "No , no , pee-pee in the POTTY!" FML

#20521664
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32216) - you deserved it (8085)

On 02/25/2013 at 2:16pm - kids - by soaked (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY... MY FIANCÉ IS RETURNING OME... SO I DECIDED TO WAX MYSELF... TINKING TINGS WOULD GET INTIMATE. I WARMED TE WAX STRIPS AN SET TEM ON TE COUNTER. OUR CAT JUMPED ONTO TE COUNTER AN MANAGED TO ROLL ONTO ONE OF TE STRIPS. SUFFICE TO SAY... TE WRONG PUSSY GOT A PAINFUL WAXING. FML

#20521590
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45181) - you deserved it (7340)

On 02/25/2013 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

YESTERDAY MA MOM TRIED TO CONVINCE MA DAD TAT I WAS A LESBIAN. WY? BECAUSE SE WAS BORED. FML

#20521518
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31373) - you deserved it (3468)

On 02/25/2013 at 11:14am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I came home to find that while my husband an children were mindlessly watching TV, one of our dogs got into the cupboard that stores the deep fryer. He got the lid off, ate all of the old oil an barfed everything up on the couch. FML

#20521278
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28211) - you deserved it (4113)

On 02/25/2013 at 2:25am - animals - by Sammy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday the people living below me have been blasting there music so loudly that I can hear every word as clear as day . The people next door think it's my music and feel the need to bang on the wall and blast there music just as loudly in revenge . I have two very important exams tomorrow . FML

#20515010
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34011) - you deserved it (2924)

On 02/20/2013 at 3:40pm - misc - by Ughh! - France

Today , I was so exhausted that I slept through my phone ringing , an later my doorbell ringing. My psycho mom freaked out , an thinking I was in trouble , broke a window to get inside. This all happened before 7am. FML

#20515001
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32565) - you deserved it (2431)

On 02/20/2013 at 3:33pm - misc - by annoyed - United States (Arizona)

Today, I uploaded a new Facebook profile poto, wic got over 20 likes in te space of an our. Te most I've ever gotten before was 10. Surprised, I went to ceck my picture again, only to notice two guys were sarcastically flipping me te bird in te background. FML

#20514955
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26832) - you deserved it (7590)

On 02/20/2013 at 2:48pm - misc - by club goer - Canada

today mah grlfriend of nine months made a huge scene looool in public , calling me a "cheating bastard" cuz she saw me with another woman at the library. That "other woman" is mah Calculus tutor. FML

#20514871
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32540) - you deserved it (3226)

On 02/20/2013 at 1:20pm - love - by ? - United States (California)



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