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by no one / 05/21/2011 at 5:07am / United States (Alaska) / Intimacy
by skiittlez713 / 05/20/2011 at 4:40am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by wtfseriously / 05/09/2011 at 1:22pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by teinage / 05/02/2011 at 2:47pm / Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest) / Transportation
Today, I was so sick that I was puking and had the runs. While on the toilet, I yelled for my boyfriend to get me a bowl to puke in. As I did so, I saw that a ton of it was forming on the floor in dots. My boyfriend had given me a spaghetti strainer. FML
by megomania / 05/02/2011 at 9:51am / United States (North Carolina) / Health
by alchy / 05/02/2011 at 12:46am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/29/2011 at 2:29am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by lynn777 / 04/04/2011 at 4:42pm / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
Today, while at the bakery section of my local supermarket, I heard the beat of what I assumed was a song playing. I really got into it, and bobbed my head and danced a little. After getting some strange looks, I realized the "beat" was a machine mixing frosting. FML
by Anonymous / 03/12/2011 at 10:09pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at the mall and I saw a kid crying. I asked her "What's wrong sweetie, are you lost?" She ran away screaming "Help me!" I ended up having to explain to a dumb mall cop that I'm not a perv. FML
by soul0eater / 03/12/2011 at 2:18am / Saudi Arabia (Ar Riyad) / Kids
by Username / 03/12/2011 at 12:10am / United States / Intimacy
by dizzy / 03/07/2011 at 2:28am / Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur) / Intimacy
by Clare / 02/21/2011 at 6:15pm / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
Today, I went to my "not so technologically advanced" grandma's house to help her out with her computer. It appears she has very interesting conversations with the man who lives in the apartment above her. FML
by Josie / 02/21/2011 at 2:46am / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy