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jessicaelliee
  • Town/Country : manchester, England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 April 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 147
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, my anxiety was so bad that when I was riding my bike on the side walk and two pedestrians came walking in the opposite direction, I got so nervous about having to go between them or accidentally hitting them that I fell off my bike, into a bush. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16218) - you deserved it (4578)

On 04/09/2012 at 1:31am - misc - by sydstreet - United States (Texas)

Today, my coworker was talking to me about how there's always that one person in a group of friends that everyone secretly dislikes and laughs at. I realized that person is me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20138) - you deserved it (2377)

On 04/09/2012 at 1:07am - misc - by Foreveralone (woman) - United States

Today, I got into a fist-fight with a wasp, aka a Nazi helicopter. Despite swiping at it with ninja-like skills, I lost. FML

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111 comments

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On 02/10/2012 at 9:13am - animals - by Stung (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the train listening to my iPod on shuffle. The "Oompa Loompa" song came on, and slightly amused, I started humming it. It wasn't until I noticed that the man next to me was a midget that I understood the horrified looks I was getting. FML

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190 comments

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On 01/05/2012 at 1:39pm - misc - by lorahayes (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I received my first phone call of the new year. It was the police station informing me that my elderly grandmother has been arrested for indecent exposure. FML

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130 comments

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On 01/01/2012 at 8:51am - misc - by Grandson (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got kneed in the stomach by a sixth grader. I couldn't breathe. I have a black belt in Taekwondo. FML

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On 06/01/2011 at 2:44pm - misc - by Stiny (man) - United States



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