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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 October 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1714
  • Number of comments : 103
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About jessi_sunshine : I go by Jess or Jessica, but I could be talked into other nicknames if you have any ideas.

Freshman in college; biology major!

Eyes? Blue. Hair? It's debatable. Strawberry...ish. Stature? Short. We'll go with 5'1".

Frequently asked questions: "Are you by yourself?" "Do you need help finding your parents?" "How old are you?"

Favorite activities include but are not limited to: stargazing, reading, painting, drawing, and sleeping.

I'm actually terrible at starting conversations, but I'll make the effort if you do. But you can't be creepy. My tolerance for weird comments only extends so far. 🚫

I have hereby fulfilled my obligation to fill this space with something. Carry on.

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jessi_sunshine's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband tried to annoy me by slurping on his almost-finished drink. I yelled at him to knock it off. Later, our daughter told her class that mommy and daddy had been fighting about his drinking during breakfast. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45268) - you deserved it (5974)

On 04/24/2013 at 2:49pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I walked in on my brother giving his best friend a hand-job. I can't unsee this. FML

Today, my mum asked me, "Shouldn't you be cleaning your room?" On impulse, I replied, "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML

#20612550
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32886) - you deserved it (113135)

On 04/22/2013 at 3:19am - misc - by Anon - Singapore

Today, I had to convince my husband that I'm not having an affair all because I refused to have sex with him. Apparently the fact that I gave birth to our twins 10 days ago isn't a good enough reason to turn him down. FML

#20609608
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77972) - you deserved it (7092)

On 04/21/2013 at 6:20am - intimacy - by loving wife - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I overheard the guy I like talking to one of his friends about me. His friend asked if he and I were dating, to which he replied, "No way, dude. I have standards." FML

#20608351
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51420) - you deserved it (4590)

On 04/20/2013 at 7:08pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, it has been over 3 months since my housemates ended their 1 month long relationship. He's still creepily obsessed with her. He picked the bathroom lock when I was in the shower and tried to get in, and then called me a "fucking c*nt" when he realised it was me in there, not her. FML

#20604478
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53812) - you deserved it (4199)

On 04/19/2013 at 7:44am - misc - by pleasekillme (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, I told the guy I've liked since we were children that I'm madly in love with him. He replied with, "Aw, I love you too, as a sister." I was speechless. He patted me on the back and said, "Better luck next time." FML

#20603007
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51716) - you deserved it (5979)

On 04/18/2013 at 7:08pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I was at my little girl's concert. She plays the clarinet, and in the middle of her solo, her phone started ringing. She decided to stop, check her phone, and continue playing. FML

#20602988
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42756) - you deserved it (12753)

On 04/18/2013 at 7:01pm - kids - by Aberrombie Blue - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I tried to explain to my history teacher why Woodrow Wilson would not have called the Great War "World War 1" as she constantly claims. I was sent to the office for my insubordination. FML

#20601546
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37015) - you deserved it (4188)

On 04/18/2013 at 3:54am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML

#20593773
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69227) - you deserved it (6168)

On 04/15/2013 at 2:36pm - love - by wow (woman) - Russian Federation (Saint Petersburg City)

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML

#20592364
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66250) - you deserved it (4050)

On 04/14/2013 at 11:45pm - love - by lonely (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 2 weeks said that he was going to cook me dinner. After waiting for the frozen pizza that he decided to make for me to be completely cooked, he said, "Oh I hate this part", reached into the oven with his bare hands and took out the pizza, all while screaming. He is 24. FML

#20584918
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50829) - you deserved it (10896)

On 04/11/2013 at 11:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I picked my 12-year-old daughter up from school after her first sexual education lecture. She burst into tears on the way home explaining her fears of being pregnant with her boyfriend's child. As if that doesn't sound bad enough, I've met her boyfriend before. He is imaginary. FML

#20575072
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42787) - you deserved it (3862)

On 04/04/2013 at 6:52pm - kids - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I dropped our daughter. Our hypothetical daughter. Represented by a stuffed owl. FML

#20572997
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49033) - you deserved it (5773)

On 04/03/2013 at 9:32am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, in my job as an assistant at a music venue, I had to get posters signed by that night's performer. When I walked into the dressing room, I was told, "unless you're sucking my cock then get the fuck out of here" and had the posters slapped out of my hands. It's my job to deal with these pricks. FML

#20572312
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36587) - you deserved it (3275)

On 04/02/2013 at 9:26pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)



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