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  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 October 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1624
  • Number of comments : 100
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About jessi_sunshine : I have fulfilled my obligation to fill this space with something. Carry on.

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jessi_sunshine's favorite FMLs

Today, I told a cashier I always bullshit with that I was getting a new tattoo. She shook her head and said, "Honey, don't get a tattoo. You'll look like a whore." I already have five. FML

#15232480
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15730) - you deserved it (34021)

On 03/07/2011 at 8:03pm - intimacy - by tatfreak (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I was asked out by a guy I've liked since the beginning of the year. All I could say was, "I have to pee", and ran into the men's bathroom. FML

#15031615
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26740) - you deserved it (15802)

On 02/18/2011 at 8:35pm - love - by blaahh (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, at my job as a cashier, a very old man came through my checkout. His purchase consisted of a box of condoms and a can of whipped cream. The creepy smile he gave me has scarred me for life. FML

#14789249
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36253) - you deserved it (4345)

On 01/31/2011 at 4:23pm - intimacy - by yournick (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, while I was making love to my fiancé, his mom walked out of the hotel bathroom and sat in a chair less than two feet away from the bed. She made idle conversation with us for the next 15 minutes. My fiancé was still inside me the entire time. FML

#13990744
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35337) - you deserved it (7467)

On 11/26/2010 at 8:03pm - intimacy - by Interrupted - United States (Texas)

Today, my very handsome, fit, Russian boyfriend tried to make me feel better about being a little overweight by telling me, "It's okay, you're American, everyone expects you to be fat." FML

#10696817
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33505) - you deserved it (14626)

On 05/22/2010 at 7:24pm - love - by ChubbyAmerican (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML

#9070560
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25090) - you deserved it (10466)

On 03/14/2010 at 10:49am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was having sex with a girl when her parents decided to come home early. Trying to run out the back door I fell and broke my ankle. Not only did her former Navy Seal father find out I was banging his little princess, he drove me to the ER, alone. FML

#7598826
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13034) - you deserved it (27392)

On 01/26/2010 at 9:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I walked into my apartment to find my boyfriend of two years screwing my lifelong best friend. I immediately burst into tears. He looked at me and told me I was being too dramatic. FML

#6580116
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30999) - you deserved it (2245)

On 12/03/2009 at 3:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I surprised my boyfriend at work, only to notice that his neck was covered in hickies. The night before, he texted me saying he needed alone time to get his mind together. Looks like he got together with another mind. FML

#5942129
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34405) - you deserved it (2902)

On 10/22/2009 at 8:09am - love - by LonelyHeart (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that I had my first born child. It's a boy. I found out on facebook. FML

#5347133
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45106) - you deserved it (13964)

On 09/19/2009 at 4:47am - misc - by josh (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out why my 5 year old son's teacher acts so awkward around me. My son told everyone in his class that I work as a stripper. I'm not a stripper, I work at the strip mall. FML

#4803668
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40281) - you deserved it (2607)

On 08/25/2009 at 2:32am - misc - by Stripperofthemall - United States (California)

Today, I finally thought that my mother was okay with me being a lesbian. Then, over dinner, she turns to me and says "So, do you still think you like girls, or are you going to start being normal again?" FML

#3237223
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52345) - you deserved it (10056)

On 06/26/2009 at 10:22am - love - by shouldhaveknown (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I saw my parents for the first time in 11 weeks. They commented on how much weight I lost. I told how due to stress, I hadn't been able to eat anything for the past two weeks and I was basically unintentionally starving myself. They told me to keep it up. FML

#2909959
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48979) - you deserved it (4943)

On 06/15/2009 at 11:48am - misc - by need2eat - United States (California)

Today, I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler. I wanted to point out he was a very good speaker, and could incite a crowd. Instead, what came out was 'Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement" FML

#2508726
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38399) - you deserved it (63954)

On 06/01/2009 at 7:12pm - misc - by Cail (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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