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jess6blondie9
  • Town/Country : America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 January 1996 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 11061
  • Number of comments : 1363
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About jess6blondie9 : In a world of fakes, I keep it real.

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Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in sexual activity anymore because it is getting too boring. FML

#16020666
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30678) - you deserved it (15257)

On 05/02/2011 at 4:26pm - intimacy - by beaverless - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had some hot phone sex with my long-distance girlfriend. Half-way through, my mom stormed in, and told me I was disgusting and sick for doing it in the same room as my brother. I forgot about the baby monitor. FML

#16019768
239 comments

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On 05/02/2011 at 2:46pm - intimacy - by hornyloser (man) - United States (California)

Today, I helped my parents move out of their old house. While I was guiding my dad down the stairs with the couch, my mom asked me to pick up the tape on the step below me. I bent over and grunted. My dad thought I said "Go" and kept moving. He knocked me down two flights of steps. FML

#16019249
61 comments

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On 05/02/2011 at 1:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that the weird lump on my eye is benign. That would be great news but they aren't going to treat it at all. Now I look like I'm high all the time. FML

#16016823
96 comments

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On 05/02/2011 at 6:58am - health - by anon (woman) - United States (California)

Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML

#16000411
125 comments

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On 05/01/2011 at 3:03am - misc - by Steve.mc - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML

#16000411
125 comments

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On 05/01/2011 at 3:03am - misc - by Steve.mc - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I played Angry Birds for two hours. I got so into the game, I failed to remember that I was sitting on a public toilet. I only realized this when the janitor came to check on me. FML

#15901266
155 comments

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On 04/23/2011 at 9:02pm - animals - by bobo - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I dislocated my arm while trying to escape from underneath a flipped over kayak. Who saved me? My two brothers-in-law. Who didn't? My husband, because his "feet were hurting." FML

#15900824
124 comments

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On 04/23/2011 at 8:08pm - love - by crizzy - United States

Today, while trying on an outfit in the dressing room at the mall, I got locked in. I decided to take 5 minutes to try and get out by crawling under the door. After I got out, I realized I left my cell phone, my purse and my pants inside. FML

#15900752
107 comments

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On 04/23/2011 at 7:56pm - misc - by Niquesha (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to climb over a tall gate. Getting to the top wasn't a problem, but falling face first on the way down wasn't what I'd had in mind. FML

#15899858
106 comments

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On 04/23/2011 at 5:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I asked a coworker if she would cover for me on Easter because I want to spend it with my 3 year old daughter. She said no because she wants to spend Easter with her kids, too. She doesn't have kids. FML

#15899669
217 comments

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On 04/23/2011 at 4:54pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML

#15896791
183 comments

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On 04/23/2011 at 11:20am - kids - by parentof5 (man) - United States

Today, I found out the hard way that I'm the "lucky" type of woman who can experience intense orgasms in certain positions: in the middle of group yoga. FML

#15896670
221 comments

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On 04/23/2011 at 10:55am - intimacy - by nightDREAMERms (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my mother and girlfriend were joking around and talking about the embarrassing things I've done. After they'd had a lengthly conversation, my girlfriend mentions "And he always farts during sex." FML

#15895306
132 comments

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On 04/23/2011 at 4:37am - intimacy - by Sadman (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, my boyfriend finally found a roommate after hopelessly looking for months. I was really anxious to meet the guy because I would most likely be spending a good amount of time with him. Who did my boyfriend end up picking as his new roommate? My ex-boyfriend. FML

#15884642
107 comments

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On 04/22/2011 at 10:40am - misc - by doubletrouble (woman) - United States (California)



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