About Jess6blondie9
In a world of fakes, I keep it real.
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Jess6blondie9's favorite FMLs

Today, I was on a date with my new boyfriend. I acted very flirty and laughed very loudly to show him how funny he was. I laughed so loudly that I farted. FML

By elsaza / Tuesday 18 November 2008 12:16 / France

Today, my girlfriend smelt my penis after I got back from the gym. She was making sure it didn't smell like latex. I can't even go to the gym without her thinking I'm cheating on her. FML

By evomadrid24 / Friday 17 June 2011 00:33 / United States

Today, our new cat, which my mum was hesitant about letting us keep because she believes they're diseased, gave us all ringworm. FML

By catlover / Thursday 16 June 2011 16:14 / China

Today, my husband and I woke up to see my drunk mother passed out on our couch. She was just wearing socks. FML

By RedheadA - / Thursday 16 June 2011 14:24 / United States

Today, my son invited his girlfriend over to our house just to break up with her. Then he asked me to drive her home. So I was then stuck in a car with a bawling teenage girl who lived over twenty minutes away. FML

By Username / Thursday 16 June 2011 13:20 / United States