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by loser / 05/09/2011 at 5:12pm / United States (New York) / Money
by starcatch777 / 05/09/2011 at 4:30pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I made a cup of tea at work. Whilst talking to a work mate I took a sip of the tea which I had forgotten was boiling hot and laughed at the same time, causing it to come out of my nose. I have blistered my whole mouth and even burnt my nostrils. FML
by Username / 05/09/2011 at 1:23pm / China / Health
by wtfseriously / 05/09/2011 at 1:22pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by moron / 05/09/2011 at 1:15pm / United Kingdom / Health
by Nelson / 05/09/2011 at 11:05am / Sweden / Miscellaneous
by theyarefarapart / 05/09/2011 at 3:05am / Miscellaneous
by coldwetnose / 05/09/2011 at 2:08am / United States / Intimacy
by jackpot / 05/08/2011 at 9:53pm / Venezuela / Miscellaneous
Today, I realised just how grossly out of shape I am, when I started violently sweating, felt light-headed, and almost blacked out. All this from helping my sister shift a sofa from the move-in truck to her living room. FML
by Anonymous / 05/08/2011 at 3:08pm / United Kingdom (Northamptonshire) / Health
by gnownayrgnow / 05/08/2011 at 1:05am / United States (California) / Love
by BCBUDDY / 05/07/2011 at 11:29am / United States (Florida) / Health
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Instead of moaning like any normal person, he… Today, I was trying on bikinis at a local store. When I put my pants back on, my foot got stuck, I… Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed…