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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 January 1996 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 13922
  • Number of comments : 1363
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About jess6blondie9 : In a world of fakes, I keep it real.

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jess6blondie9's favorite FMLs

Today, I learned what a nail gun shooting my leg feels like. FML

#16113761
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31629) - you deserved it (11663)

On 05/10/2011 at 1:12am - health - by Anonymous -

Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML

#16111530
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34158) - you deserved it (8119)

On 05/09/2011 at 10:34pm - kids - by richkief76 -

Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML

#16111530
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34158) - you deserved it (8119)

On 05/09/2011 at 10:34pm - kids - by richkief76 -

Today, I had to sell my wedding ring to help me pay for my divorce. FML

#16106776
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43978) - you deserved it (12715)

On 05/09/2011 at 5:12pm - money - by loser (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I blacked out going up a roller coaster. Instead of helping me, my friend took pictures of my face and posted them on Facebook. FML

#16106237
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33682) - you deserved it (7178)

On 05/09/2011 at 4:30pm - misc - by starcatch777 - United States

Today, I made a cup of tea at work. Whilst talking to a work mate I took a sip of the tea which I had forgotten was boiling hot and laughed at the same time, causing it to come out of my nose. I have blistered my whole mouth and even burnt my nostrils. FML

#16104583
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31596) - you deserved it (10096)

On 05/09/2011 at 1:23pm - misc - by Username - China

Today, my mom and I had an argument about my laziness. We did this as I was eating uncooked rice because I didn't want to have to walk to the kitchen and put it into the microwave. FML

#16104577
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8016) - you deserved it (76044)

On 05/09/2011 at 1:22pm - misc - by wtfseriously (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I dropped my hair straightener. The good news is I caught it. The bad news is I caught it by the iron itself. FML

#16104533
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34677) - you deserved it (7253)

On 05/09/2011 at 1:15pm - misc - by moron - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting on my balcony reading a book. My upstairs neighbors thought that would be a good time to water their flowers. I'm now drenched in water, as is my book. FML

#16103716
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32333) - you deserved it (3689)

On 05/09/2011 at 11:05am - misc - by Nelson - Sweden

Today, I found out that my classmates affectionately refer to me as "the kid whose eyes are really far apart." FML

#16101682
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31888) - you deserved it (3418)

On 05/09/2011 at 3:05am - misc - by theyarefarapart -

Today, my phone alarm woke me up. It had fallen under my boyfriend's bed. Naked, I got on all fours to retrieve it. My boyfriend's dog stuck his nose in my ass. FML

#16101317
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45391) - you deserved it (18462)

On 05/09/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by coldwetnose (woman) - United States

Today, I was in a parking lot looking for a spot, and after driving around for a long while I finally found one. A homeless man was taking a shit on it. FML

#16097494
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27868) - you deserved it (2893)

On 05/08/2011 at 9:53pm - misc - by jackpot - Venezuela

Today, I realised just how grossly out of shape I am, when I started violently sweating, felt light-headed, and almost blacked out. All this from helping my sister shift a sofa from the move-in truck to her living room. FML

#16092299
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11834) - you deserved it (34378)

On 05/08/2011 at 3:08pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, I decided to be extra nice to my girlfriend by washing all the dishes and folding all the clothes. She thought I was being "too nice" and hypothesized that I was cheating on her. FML

#16086182
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44087) - you deserved it (5477)

On 05/08/2011 at 1:05am - love - by gnownayrgnow (man) - United States (California)

Today, while I was trying to explain to my friend how smoking weed everyday doesn't make you stupid, I forgot what I was talking about mid-sentence. FML

#16077554
480 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15682) - you deserved it (89172)

On 05/07/2011 at 11:29am - misc - by BCBUDDY - United States (Florida)



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