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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 January 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 12608
  • Number of comments : 1363
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About jess6blondie9 : In a world of fakes, I keep it real.

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Today.. . I woka up to a mosquito faading on my morning wood; probably looool ta only ting tat will avar suck my panis . FML

#16277810
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60868) - you deserved it (10462)

On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)

Today.. . I woka up to a mosquito faading on my morning wood; probably looool ta only ting tat will avar suck my panis . FML

#16277810
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60868) - you deserved it (10462)

On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)

Today.. . I woka up to a mosquito faading on my morning wood; probably looool ta only ting tat will avar suck my panis . FML

#16277810
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60868) - you deserved it (10462)

On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)

Today.. . while trying to sneak out of my house to go to a party I met my mom trying to sneak back in . mega FML

Today , I Had To Take Care Of Mah Best Friend While She Was Drunk . This Meant Changing Her Pee-soaked Sheets , Making Her Take A Bath To Get All The Baby Powder Off , And Making Her Put Cloths On As She Tried To Run Out The House Naked . FML

#16277369
87 comments

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On 05/21/2011 at 3:20am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today I asked mah husband of only a year y we don't have sex anymore. He said it's cuz he masturbates. When I asked how often he did it he replied "Every day that we don't have sex..." FML

#16277359
112 comments

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On 05/21/2011 at 3:18am - intimacy - by btswc - United States (Hawaii)

Yesterday, I had mah new girlfriend over for dinner!! Halfway through the meal, mah dad started poking her with his fork!! When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he barked back, ( Just making sure she isn't a blow-up doll! ) FML

#16271302
81 comments

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On 05/20/2011 at 7:30pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got motion sicknesshile having sex. FML

#16265516
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On 05/20/2011 at 10:39am - intimacy - by mikeycoco -

Today... my boyfriend refused to go down on me cuz I smelled of baby lotion and it made him feel like a child molester. FML

#16263681
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On 05/20/2011 at 4:40am - intimacy - by skiittlez713 (woman) - United States (Texas)

my family went to Seaworld. Wen we got tere, my dad sarcastically told me not to get lost, because I migt get mistaken fir Samu. FML

#16255718
189 comments

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On 05/19/2011 at 6:46pm - misc - by Username - United States

YESTERDAY, I WOKE UP IN A PANIC TO WHAT SOUNDD LIKE A PLANE ABOUT TO CRASH INTO MY HOUSE. I WAS SO SCARD, I PED MYSELF AN PASSD OUT. IT WAS JUST MY CELL PHONE VIBRATING UNDER MY PILLOW. BIG FAT FML

#16252216
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On 05/19/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by esoog - United States (California)

Today , I finally started my dream job!! I turned up for work with a huge smile on my face!! Imagine how much my face dropped when I saw that I had to share an office with the girl I stood up last weekend!! FML

#16251176
226 comments

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On 05/19/2011 at 11:13am - work - by Username -

Today , I finally started my dream job!! I turned up for work with a huge smile on my face!! Imagine how much my face dropped when I saw that I had to share an office with the girl I stood up last weekend!! FML

#16251176
226 comments

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On 05/19/2011 at 11:13am - work - by Username -

Today I Went Shopping With My Cousin. Walking Down The Road I Heard Her Say "Can You Hold My Hand?" I Was Confusd But Thought It Was Cute So I Held Her Hand An Kept Walking. It Turns Out She'd Askd Me To Hold Her Bag. We Didn't Say Another Word After That. FML

#16250181
154 comments

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On 05/19/2011 at 8:51am - misc - by awkwardd (man) - Hong Kong

Today, I Got Pulled Over For Going About 88mph. When The Cop Asked Y I Was Speeding, I Replied, "I Was Trying To Go Back In Time". He Didn't Like That Answer And Gave Me A Ticket. FML

#16248002
222 comments

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On 05/19/2011 at 1:30am - work - by 613tanner -



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