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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 January 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 13179
  • Number of comments : 1363
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About jess6blondie9 : In a world of fakes, I keep it real.

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jess6blondie9's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend told me that he is homophobic. This wouldn't be such a big deal, if my mother wasn't a lesbian. He doesn't know this yet, and I'm afraid to tell him. FML

#16636156
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35756) - you deserved it (6181)

On 06/12/2011 at 11:20pm - love - by ash - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend and I pulled over to have sex in his mother's car. It was going great until I leaned back onto the horn, waking up our whole neighborhood. FML

#16635570
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10760) - you deserved it (42771)

On 06/12/2011 at 10:50pm - intimacy - by Shelly - United States (Indiana)

Today, along with my virginity, my boyfriend took my laptop, iPhone, TV, and most of the food in my fridge. FML

#16628583
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52387) - you deserved it (12059)

On 06/12/2011 at 2:50pm - intimacy - by gerligrl97 - United States

Today, I spent fifteen minutes looking for my phone in my car before I realized I was using it as a flashlight. FML

#16579288
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14824) - you deserved it (56450)

On 06/09/2011 at 2:30pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I received roughly 50 paper cuts while I was at work. I didn't realize this until after I applied hand sanitizer. FML

#16577754
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43632) - you deserved it (5676)

On 06/09/2011 at 12:35pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, while in Holland, I lost the bag with my passport, debit and credit cards, license, and camera. I froze my accounts and filled out the paperwork for a new passport. My bag was found the second time I went to the police, with everything in it. Now my accounts are frozen for the 3 weeks I'm here. FML

#16562666
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32685) - you deserved it (6795)

On 06/08/2011 at 1:52pm - misc - by misc (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML

#16561931
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18607) - you deserved it (40257)

On 06/08/2011 at 12:47pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute. Twice. While in my work uniform. FML

#16551400
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35851) - you deserved it (7728)

On 06/07/2011 at 8:13pm - work - by Bee (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML

#16341966
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48923) - you deserved it (9205)

On 05/25/2011 at 12:06pm - love - by Username - United States (California)

Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML

#16279756
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (100791) - you deserved it (6761)

On 05/21/2011 at 11:31am - love - by uetlqdja - United States (Texas)

Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML

#16279756
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (100791) - you deserved it (6761)

On 05/21/2011 at 11:31am - love - by uetlqdja - United States (Texas)

Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML

#16279756
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (100791) - you deserved it (6761)

On 05/21/2011 at 11:31am - love - by uetlqdja - United States (Texas)

Today, I went out with my best friend and her hot brother. Upon our exit out of the restaurant I walked right into the glass door and rebounded back off it. The whole restaurant was silent as I shamefully walked out only to trip on the curb outside. FML

#16278743
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34612) - you deserved it (7238)

On 05/21/2011 at 10:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I went out with my best friend and her hot brother. Upon our exit out of the restaurant I walked right into the glass door and rebounded back off it. The whole restaurant was silent as I shamefully walked out only to trip on the curb outside. FML

#16278743
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34612) - you deserved it (7238)

On 05/21/2011 at 10:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML

#16277810
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60994) - you deserved it (10489)

On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)



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